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Kentucky May...
« on: March 19, 2015, 11:18:24 PM »
win this thing.  Obviously, they're heavily favored and from the looks of things, about 85-90% of the people submitting brackets have UK as the winner.  But is anyone already sick to death of the UK Splooge-fest?  You know how we complain about the schlobbing of the Saban knob, well...I can't recall anything as bad as the praise of all things UK Man-meat as we've seen this year. 

They're making jokes about "Things that will happen before Hampton beats UK."  Yeah, it's about 20 at halftime but with about 8:00 left in the first half, had this been Villanova or Maryland or Duke or any number of teams, the greatest team in NCAA Basketball History would have been down by 15.  I've seen much better Kentucky teams.  Maybe not taller. But yes...much better.  But dizzam, the media as a whole is just sucking the man-meat like there's no tomorrow.  Never seen anything like it.  Soooo pulling for them to lose now.
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Re: Kentucky May...
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2015, 07:35:21 AM »
Fuck them in the mouf....Thrice
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Kentucky May...
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2015, 09:41:12 AM »
fudge them in the mouf....Thrice

This. Fouthce.
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Re: Kentucky May...
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2015, 09:22:12 AM »
The 1 in 38 and 1

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Re: Kentucky May...
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2015, 08:50:06 AM »
As someone on woopig said, "I hate Kentucky so much that I'm happy when Ashley Judd's character dies in the movies".
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Kentucky May...
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2015, 10:14:09 AM »
As someone on woopig said, "I hate Kentucky so much that I'm happy when Ashley Judd's character dies in the movies".

She's fucking obnoxious.
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Re: Kentucky May...
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Re: Kentucky May...
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2015, 10:42:54 AM »
I'd give Ashley Judd a spanking and make her like it. And then, she'd make me a sammich.
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Re: Kentucky May...
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2015, 11:12:54 AM »
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Re: Kentucky May...
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2015, 11:47:17 AM »
I hope that was Judd's arm.

If it is Judd's , looks like its more around her snatch.
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Re: Kentucky May...
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2015, 11:47:49 AM »
I hope that was Judd's arm.

She has a funny looking taint.
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