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Madonna busting that ass

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Madonna busting that ass
« on: February 26, 2015, 09:28:21 AM »
I don't understand how somebody can fall like this and not give out an: "oh shit!" over the mic on the way down. I always holler during and post fall. It makes me feel better.

 


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Re: Madonna busting that ass
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2015, 09:30:31 AM »
Well she is use to falling onto some pretty big things.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Madonna busting that ass
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2015, 09:30:59 AM »
Surprising she didn't break her hip.
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Re: Madonna busting that ass
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2015, 09:34:19 AM »
Surprising she didn't break her hip.

No worries, she had her Medic Alert bracelet on.
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Re: Madonna busting that ass
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2015, 10:31:00 AM »
Shes fallen, but she got up.
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« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2015, 10:40:18 AM »
No worries, she had her Medic Alert bracelet on.

That could have been a hell of a case for you.
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Re: Madonna busting that ass
« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2015, 10:41:40 AM »
That could have been a hell of a case for you.

He obviously forgot to remove the batteries for her
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Re: Madonna busting that ass
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2015, 11:33:39 AM »
That could have been a hell of a case for you.
If Snags would've been at this concert, pretty sure he would have stormed the stage and demanded that she not move or speak to anyone, as he slips her his business card and a neck brace that he has at all times.
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Re: Madonna busting that ass
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2015, 11:47:17 AM »
If Snags would've been at this concert, pretty sure he would have stormed the stage and demanded that she not move or speak to anyone, as he slips her his business card and a neck brace that he has at all times.

I had to go through her manager.
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Re: Madonna busting that ass
« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2015, 02:18:58 PM »
Isn't that when you know it's time to quit?  When you fall off the stage because you're too old to keep your balance?
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Re: Madonna busting that ass
« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2015, 02:49:33 PM »
Isn't that when you know it's time to quit?  When you fall off the stage because you're too old to keep your balance?

She was trying to get that cape thingy unbuttoned and didn't get it done in time.  They yanked her down the stairs.  I ROFL'd in my Wranglers.
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« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2015, 02:50:24 PM »
She was trying to get that cape thingy unbuttoned and didn't get it done in time.  They yanked her down the stairs.  I ROFL'd in my Wranglers Sansabelts.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Madonna busting that ass
« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2015, 02:55:04 PM »
A man of action needs to wear pants of action.  Sansabelt...the only slack with the patented ACTION ZONE.  Now with extra large snack sack.
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Re: Madonna busting that ass
« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2015, 03:18:10 PM »
She was trying to get that cape thingy unbuttoned and didn't get it done in time.  They yanked her down the stairs.  I ROFL'd in my Wranglers.


You didn't really pull it off at the last X-gate I thought.

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