If any of you are still wondering what to get me for Christmas

[Buzz Killington]

[WiregrassTiger]

I have been racking my brain with this. I had almost decided to get you that same thing that I got you last year.

[Tiger Wench]

I have been racking my brain with this. I had almost decided to get you that same thing that I got you last year.

Dammit, Bethany, he guessed it.

[AUJarhead]

Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to fuckin' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out.

[Godfather]

Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to fuckin' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out.

I'm out

[AUJarhead]

 Man, chicks in Hollywood are so stuck-up