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What happened to men?

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Re: What happened to men?
« Reply #20 on: July 22, 2014, 02:19:17 PM »
he might as well be in one of these.


Throw this pattern on the sumbitch and Tarheel is ALL IN!

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Re: What happened to men?
« Reply #21 on: July 22, 2014, 02:25:21 PM »
I had a friend who tried to convince everyone he was straight....it was a matter of debate until he showed up at a BBQ in capris. He called them clam diggers. Either freaking way....gay. Which he copped to shortly thereafter.
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Re: What happened to men?
« Reply #22 on: July 22, 2014, 02:36:11 PM »
Well feel free to pass this along to all your friends still in the closet....or out.

https://www.facebook.com/trunkclub
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Re: What happened to men?
« Reply #23 on: July 22, 2014, 02:40:44 PM »
Well feel free to pass this along to all your friends still in the closet....or out.

https://www.facebook.com/trunkclub
A friend of mine belongs to that, he is married and has a kid. I'm still not convinced.

At the very least (much like Snags) I am pretty sure he is a eunuch, his wife controls the purse strings and dresses him as well.
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Re: What happened to men?
« Reply #24 on: July 22, 2014, 02:43:07 PM »
I had a friend who tried to convince everyone he was straight....it was a matter of debate until he showed up at a BBQ in capris. He called them clam diggers. Either freaking way....gay. Which he copped to shortly thereafter.

The fact he called them that makes it more gay.
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Re: What happened to men?
« Reply #25 on: July 22, 2014, 03:38:35 PM »
The fact he called them that makes it more gay.

Clam digging sounds like a homosexual euphemism for something depraved and horrible
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Re: What happened to men?
« Reply #26 on: July 22, 2014, 03:39:56 PM »
I don't know.  I've enjoyed digging in a bearded clam quite a few times over the years. 
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Re: What happened to men?
« Reply #27 on: July 22, 2014, 04:14:42 PM »
I don't know.  I've enjoyed digging in a bearded clam quite a few times over the years.

I see what you did there.
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Re: What happened to men?
« Reply #28 on: July 22, 2014, 04:17:43 PM »
I don't know.  I've enjoyed digging in a bearded clam quite a few times over the years.

I think I would like to have dinner with you...
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Re: What happened to men?
« Reply #29 on: July 22, 2014, 04:52:17 PM »
I don't know.  I've enjoyed digging in a bearded clam quite a few times over the years. 

I think I would like to have dinner with you...

Isn't he who would like to have you for dinner?
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Re: What happened to men?
« Reply #30 on: July 22, 2014, 04:59:32 PM »
I don't know.  I've enjoyed digging in a bearded clam quite a few times over the years.

On a dude?
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Re: What happened to men?
« Reply #31 on: July 22, 2014, 08:47:11 PM »
I don't know.  I've enjoyed digging in a bearded clam quite a few times over the years.

Common use or not if your woman's sweet sweet parts can be referred to with a mollusk based reference I'm sorry.
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Re: What happened to men?
« Reply #32 on: July 22, 2014, 10:27:31 PM »
Common use or not if your woman's sweet sweet parts can be referred to with a mollusk based reference I'm sorry.

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Re: What happened to men?
« Reply #33 on: July 23, 2014, 09:53:11 AM »
I love this! Where did you get it? I would think it goes well with dress shoes or sandals but my dick would show.

looks plenty big enough for you little fella....

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