Spurrier says you can't handle the truth, uat....

[WiregrassTiger]

I plan to simply claim one more national championship than any Bama fan that I'm talking to, regardless of how many more we or they win for the rest of my life. I won't go into the years or who awarded it, just the number.

I suspect it will go something like this: "No, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Regardless of what you've "been told" Auburn has 17 national championships and you have 16. There was a time that we didn't claim a lot of the earlier ones but we decided to go back and claim a lot of the ones that were awarded from the same places that Alabammer claims them from. You need to do some research. I know what the fuck I'm talking about, bitch."

Drives them wild.

[AUChizad]

Another fun fact:

If/when Auburn wins this year's Iron Bowl, we would have twice the Iron Bowl wins as Bama this century.

10-5.