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Happy birthday
« on: April 11, 2015, 05:44:47 PM »
Happy birthday, nookie! Any special deals going on today?

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2015, 05:48:20 PM »
I did it all for the nookie, come on, the nookie, come on.

Happy birthday you pot smokin', west coast hippie freak.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2015, 08:47:16 PM »
I've said it before and I'll say it again.

I LOVE NOOKIE.

Oh, and Happy Birthday, Chinook!!
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2015, 09:20:07 PM »
Have a good one.  Do the dance...you know the one I mean, Mr. Banks.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2015, 04:47:51 AM »
Happy Birthday!
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2015, 06:41:37 AM »
Happy late one
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2015, 09:50:19 AM »
I got you the same thing I got you last year. Remind me to give it to you the next time I see you. Hope it was happy, even though we are apart.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2015, 09:34:30 PM »
Happy birthday
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2015, 10:11:08 PM »
I vowed never to wish you another happy birthday until you get Jim back on the X.  I'm pretty sure that he left because your competitive deals drove him out of business.  As much as I love 10 inch dildos, his BeDazzled dreamcatchers were pretty amazing.

But, whatever...happy birthday.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2015, 04:44:03 PM »
Happy belated.  Hope you have a good one.
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