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Lady razors
« on: June 06, 2014, 03:31:58 PM »
At a casino. Forgot my razor. Went to get one at the shop here. They were out of everything but the blue plastic stick razors for men. But they did have a lady razor.  It was pink with green highlights.  Venus.

So you know what I chose.  The Venus.

Amazing smooth shave.  I was shocked. Worked effortlessly around the areas that are tricky with a man razor. Chin, jawline, under the lip. All glided off like buttah.

What's the deal? Don't men deserve this? Is it some kind of secret we aren't supposed to know? I may buy lady razors from here out.
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« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2014, 03:34:46 PM »
At a casino. Forgot my razor. Went to get one at the shop here. They were out of everything but the blue plastic stick razors for men. But they did have a lady razor.  It was pink with green highlights.  Venus.

So you know what I chose.  The Venus.

Amazing smooth shave.  I was shocked. Worked effortlessly around the areas that are tricky with a man razor. Chin, jawline, under the lip. All glided off like buttah.

What's the deal? Don't men deserve this? Is it some kind of secret we aren't supposed to know? I may buy lady razors from here out.
Yeah but how did it work on your balls?
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Re: Lady razors
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2014, 03:35:54 PM »
Yeah but how did it work on your balls?

Slick as a whistle.
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« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2014, 03:48:59 PM »
Yeah but how did it work on your balls?

He no longer has any.  Wife is taking them in the divorce
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« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2014, 04:42:03 PM »
At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking. I suggest you try it.
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Re: Lady razors
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2014, 07:39:09 AM »
He no longer has any.  Wife is taking them in the divorce

Actually, that's one of the things I'm getting back. 
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Re: Lady razors
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2014, 12:06:51 PM »
Actually, that's one of the things I'm getting back.
You only get one back? Cruel judge.
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Re: Lady razors
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2014, 08:58:38 PM »
I have had the exact opposite experience. I use the same razor blades as the Corndog - the lady razors cost more and wear out faster. Same thing with the "lady" shaving cream.

To each his own. If it works for you...
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« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2014, 09:15:19 PM »
I have had the exact opposite experience. I use the same razor blades as the Corndog - the lady razors cost more and wear out faster. Same thing with the "lady" shaving cream.

To each his own. If it works for you...

Don't know about longevity.  But this new blade with the dual "moisture strips" or whatever was excellent.
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Re: Lady razors
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2014, 09:26:30 AM »
Don't know about longevity.  But this new blade with the dual "moisture strips" or whatever was excellent.
You just like it because it's pink.
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Re: Lady razors
« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2014, 09:40:29 AM »
Maybe the dual moisture strips make it easier to slide up into one's anus. For her or his pleasure?
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Re: Lady razors
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2014, 11:44:35 AM »
I shave my head with the Venus....it's Devine.
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« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2014, 12:38:51 PM »
I shave my head with the Venus....it's Devine.



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« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2014, 12:53:46 PM »
I shave my head with the Venus....it's Devine.

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« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2014, 09:42:22 PM »


Mach 3 for me.
and then your latino wife call you meesters keen-head?
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« Reply #15 on: June 10, 2014, 06:47:53 AM »
and then your latino wife call you meesters keen-head?

I think she wants to dust my ficus.
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« Reply #16 on: June 10, 2014, 08:18:05 AM »
and then your latino wife call you meesters keen-head?


 I do call her mrs keen-head sometimes.
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