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Who wouldn't want to give one of these as an anniversary gift?

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Re: Who wouldn't want to give one of these as an anniversary gift?
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2014, 02:47:18 PM »
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4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
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Re: Who wouldn't want to give one of these as an anniversary gift?
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2014, 02:47:42 PM »
Little Susie Shallow Throat was lonely...hot dogs and bananas were to big...
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Re: Who wouldn't want to give one of these as an anniversary gift?
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2014, 03:03:00 PM »
I wonder if it comes with the super glue too.
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Re: Who wouldn't want to give one of these as an anniversary gift?
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2014, 03:22:34 PM »
Can you make it smaller....I mean, does it expand?
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Re: Who wouldn't want to give one of these as an anniversary gift?
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2014, 03:26:28 PM »
I'm actually pretty pissed Buzz you ruined my surprise.  I just sent VV this for his birthday from #nhop
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