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Legal Question for the Law Men

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Re: Legal Question for the Law Men
« Reply #20 on: May 21, 2014, 02:55:03 PM »
I gotta' comment. 

I laid a pallet of sod yesterday afternoon.  Doing another one today after work. 
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Re: Legal Question for the Law Men
« Reply #21 on: May 21, 2014, 02:59:35 PM »
I gotta' comment. 

I laid a pallet of sod yesterday afternoon.  Doing another one today after work.

You're gonna get dirt on your weenie...
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Legal Question for the Law Men
« Reply #22 on: May 21, 2014, 03:23:04 PM »
I gotta' comment. 

I laid a pallet of sod yesterday afternoon.  Doing another one today after work.

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Re: Legal Question for the Law Men
« Reply #23 on: May 21, 2014, 03:28:16 PM »
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Re: Legal Question for the Law Men
« Reply #24 on: May 21, 2014, 04:47:02 PM »
Chemlawn killed my yard years ago. I called and told them. They said they were sorry. I told them to screw off. That I would find another company that did not kill lawns. Luckily it was Bermuda grass(hearty stuff). I de-thatched(manually) three large trash cans full of dead grass and then let it grow back in. I did have to apply some sand in areas. By the end of the summer, it was back. But I had time to foll with it. If I did not have time, I guess I would have waited for them to kill it more.

thanks for listening to my story that did not help him with his decision.

Your story brings up something that scares me.

NOTHING is growing in the dead spots.  No weeds.  No grass.  No flowers.  Nothing.  It's arid. 

I get the feeling the poison is deep in the soil and that even re-sodding won't help.  My only hope may be to lay sod and get out of the house before the buyer/renter notices it dying. 
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Re: Legal Question for the Law Men
« Reply #25 on: May 21, 2014, 04:48:36 PM »
Updyke Lawn Service. Killing lawns since 2010.
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Re: Legal Question for the Law Men
« Reply #26 on: May 21, 2014, 05:44:58 PM »
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Re: Legal Question for the Law Men
« Reply #27 on: May 21, 2014, 06:05:56 PM »
Your story brings up something that scares me.

NOTHING is growing in the dead spots.  No weeds.  No grass.  No flowers.  Nothing.  It's arid. 

I get the feeling the poison is deep in the soil and that even re-sodding won't help.  My only hope may be to lay sod and get out of the house before the buyer/renter notices it dying.

Your lawn just has too much bama in it.
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Re: Legal Question for the Law Men
« Reply #28 on: May 21, 2014, 06:14:00 PM »
Your story brings up something that scares me.

NOTHING is growing in the dead spots.  No weeds.  No grass.  No flowers.  Nothing.  It's arid. 

I get the feeling the poison is deep in the soil and that even re-sodding won't help. My only hope may be to lay sod and get out of the house before the buyer/renter notices it dying.
This could be an option. Just be sure to not talk about it on the internet or anything dumb like that.
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Re: Legal Question for the Law Men
« Reply #29 on: May 21, 2014, 06:52:33 PM »
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You know he laid it dirty - down with the brown
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Re: Legal Question for the Law Men
« Reply #30 on: May 21, 2014, 07:52:40 PM »
I gotta' comment. 

I laid a pallet of sod yesterday afternoon.  Doing another one today after work.
I didn't know you were part Mexican.
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