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Re: Good News, Bad News
« Reply #20 on: April 01, 2014, 05:01:47 PM »
Checking out the nightlife and suddenly you're sucking on a cock.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #21 on: April 01, 2014, 05:49:36 PM »
How much longer do I have to wait for you to update the original post with the bad news?
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« Reply #22 on: April 01, 2014, 05:52:02 PM »
How much longer do I have to wait for you to update the original post with the bad news?

He just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #23 on: April 01, 2014, 09:03:09 PM »
How much do you need and where do I send it? 
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Re: Good News, Bad News
« Reply #24 on: April 01, 2014, 09:27:57 PM »
Godfather told me..."April fucking fools."
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Now, who's got the fucking drill press?
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« Reply #25 on: April 01, 2014, 10:49:11 PM »
Brian, please just tear up my check when you get it in the mail. 
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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« Reply #26 on: April 01, 2014, 11:18:44 PM »
 :taunt:
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Re: Good News, Bad News
« Reply #27 on: April 02, 2014, 12:40:58 AM »
Brian, please just tear up my check when you get it in the mail.

You send checks?
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« Reply #28 on: April 02, 2014, 07:23:41 AM »
You send checks?

Well ever since the cumming in the mouth incident he has wanted to have the whole experience.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

djsimp

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Re: Good News, Bad News
« Reply #29 on: April 02, 2014, 07:51:52 AM »
Well ever since the cumming in the mouth incident he has wanted to have the whole experience.

I guess the licking of the stamp is just too good to pass on.
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« Reply #30 on: April 02, 2014, 07:59:16 AM »
I guess the licking of the stamp is just too good to pass on.

That what prompted the cumming in the mouth.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Good News, Bad News
« Reply #31 on: April 02, 2014, 09:46:35 AM »
Does anyone wanna lick my fig?
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Buzz Killington

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Re: Good News, Bad News
« Reply #32 on: April 02, 2014, 01:32:23 PM »
You send checks?

I write them in the checkout lines too just for fun.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.