If The X Gate Was a movie

[The Six]

who would be in the cast?

[Kaos]

I'd be Maris from Frasier.

[chinook]

Well...I would be Nookie.

[Buzz Killington]

I'm not sure whether Channing Tatum or Chris Hemsworth would be a better fit for the part of Buzz...

[Tiger Wench]

who would be in the cast?

Thanks to you, Randy Quaid would finally have another paying gig.

I'd play myself. It's a complex, highly nuanced role no mere actress could match.

If I wasn't available, I guess you could just find some chick with hot tits. That's all y'all notice about me anyway.

[The Six]

Thanks to you, Randy Quaid would finally have another paying gig.

I'd play myself. It's a complex, highly nuanced role no mere actress could match.

If I wasn't available, I guess you could just find some chick with hot tits. That's all y'all notice about me anyway.

Connie Britton, TW. Connie Britton.

[Tiger Wench]

Connie Britton, TW. Connie Britton.

Wow. That's a compliment!!  Thanks, Eddie!!

[Saniflush]

Connie Britton, TW. Connie Britton.

Brown noser

[Godfather]

Brown noser

Yeah but who doesn't enjoy a good brown nose.

[The Six]

Yeah but who doesn't enjoy a good brown nose.

Clearly Leonardo DiCaprio does (see Kaos' movie thread for example)