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Quagmire's Lines for Lovin the Ladies

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Quagmire's Lines for Lovin the Ladies
« on: December 18, 2007, 02:51:00 PM »
Let's let only latex stand between our love.

I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away!

You look like my next girlfriend.

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

Lie down; I think I love you.

I'm an organ doner; need anything?

Pardon me but are you a screamer or a moaner?

If I were you I'd do me.

Is that dress felt?  Would you like it to be?

Hi!  I'm Mr. Right.  Someone said you were looking for me.

Oh!  Sorry!  I thought that was a braille nametag!

I'd look good on you.

Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?

My feet are getting cold 'cause you knocked my socks off!

I need someone really bad.  Are you really bad?

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Do you believe in love at first sight?  If not I'll walk by again.

Hi!  I make more money than you can spend.

Can I get some fries to go with that shake?

That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed!

Beauty is only a light switch away.

Hi!  My name is Chance.  Do I have one?

Can I see your tan lines?

Nice dress.  Can I talk you out of it?

I think I could fall madly in bed with you!

Your place or mine?

Were you arrested earlier?  It's gotta be illegal to look that good!

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Re: Quagmire's Lines for Lovin the Ladies
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2007, 02:55:45 PM »
Giggity giggity!
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Re: Quagmire's Lines for Lovin the Ladies
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2007, 03:23:00 PM »
You forgot this classic:

Want me to put my sac in your mouth?
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Re: Quagmire's Lines for Lovin the Ladies
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2007, 03:25:58 PM »
You forgot this classic:

Want me to put my sac in your mouth?

Good one!

Also forgot:

"Ma!  If you want this three-way to happen you better shut up!"
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Quagmire's Lines for Lovin the Ladies
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2007, 04:19:18 PM »
Is that a mirror in your pocket?  Because I can see myself in your pants.

I know milk does a body good.  Just how much milk you been drinkin'?

So many curves and I got no brakes.




So, I guess you can see now why I never get laid.
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Re: Quagmire's Lines for Lovin the Ladies
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2007, 04:21:05 PM »
Is that a keg in your pants, because I'd like to tap that ass!

Want a pizza and a fuck?  What's wrong, don't like pizza?

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« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2007, 04:33:06 PM »
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but I think you want to kiss me.
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Re: Quagmire's Lines for Lovin the Ladies
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2007, 04:36:25 PM »
Come on over here and sit on my lap.  We can talk about the first thing that pops up.
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