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Turtle speak
« on: December 05, 2013, 09:14:40 AM »
Just heard an interview with Clint Moseley on the radio. Quite possibly the worst interview I've ever heard. He sounded like a cross between huckleberry hound and an old black man. He sounded like a janitor.

He sounded like Eminem and Scatman Crothers mated and had a mentally damaged child.

It was terrible. Awful. Painfully bad.
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« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2013, 09:26:01 AM »
That's all well and good but did he own being a pussy last year?

As far as the interview is concerned, he is from Leroy.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2013, 09:35:26 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on December 05, 2013, 09:26:01 AM
That's all well and good but did he own being a pussy last year?

As far as the interview is concerned, he is from Leroy.

He said it "toe him up dat he wuddnt out deah, but he wuz bout sebbendy pahcend healthy from his injarees. Bet you diddun know when he was back in Leroy he done got a offah from the Los Angeles angels of baseball. He gonna try dat. "

Terrible.
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Re: Turtle speak
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2013, 10:02:59 AM »
Quote from: Kaos on December 05, 2013, 09:35:26 AM
He said it "toe him up dat he wuddnt out deah, but he wuz bout sebbendy pahcend healthy from his injarees. Bet you diddun know when he was back in Leroy he done got a offah from the Los Angeles angels of baseball. He gonna try dat. "

Terrible.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Turtle speak
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2013, 10:24:50 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on December 05, 2013, 09:26:01 AM
That's all well and good but did he own being a pussy last year?

As far as the interview is concerned, he is from Leroy.

I'm from the woods of Lower Alabama myself and I have to translate sometimes for my wife when we go visit.
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Re: Turtle speak
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2013, 01:27:33 PM »
1. What in the hell is anyone doing putting him on the air? What's the reason?

2. Who cares what he says. Who is Clint Moseley?
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Re: Turtle speak
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2013, 01:57:42 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on December 05, 2013, 01:27:33 PM

2. Who cares what he says. Who is Clint Moseley?

He was the guy that knew he wasn't tough enough to play for Gus
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Re: Turtle speak
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2013, 02:30:37 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on December 05, 2013, 01:27:33 PM
1. What in the hell is anyone doing putting him on the air? What's the reason?


What the local media always does...trying to create unrest in the Auburn camp.
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Re: Turtle speak
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2013, 02:32:16 PM »
Quote from: War Eagle!!! on December 05, 2013, 01:57:42 PM
He was the guy that knew he wasn't tough enough to play for Gus

The one that cried a lot? That was on the ground a lot? Ah yes that guy. What a pussy.
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