Guy Sees Wife After He Wakes Up from Surgery

[Townhallsavoy]

If this were me, the conversation would have gone:

"Whoa...did the doctor send you?  You know what I like to do?  Look at porn.  My nurses earlier looked like pornstars but I couldn't jerk off in front of them.  I'd fuck them but my wife would be mad but I guess she wouldn't have to know.  This is a delicious cracker."

[RWS]

I've had two knee surgeries and a wisdom tooth removed.  I don't know what they gave me for my wisdom tooth, but I was fucked up as a football bat.  First knee surgery too.  Not quite as bad as this guy, but close. 

[Jumbo]

Hahaha I hit the jackpot.