Louisiana: An Abysmal Hellhole

[Vandy Vol]

Researchers at the University of Vermont used the most scientifological way to determine which states were the happiest:  by searching geotagged tweets for their use of happy and not-so-happy words (which I assume would include "fired," "raped," "shitstain," and "Saban," amongst others).

Hawaii was deemed the happiest state, with Louisiana being the least happy.

Also, Switzerland is like the mother fucking Wonka Chocolate Factory of the world.  Meanwhile, people are apparently being forced to eat their own genitals in Hungary.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/02/happiest-states-_n_3696160.html

[Token]

Why do the poverty stricken, gloomy states have to be colored in a dark color?  Why couldn't they be shaded in caucasion?

[Saniflush]

Why do the poverty stricken, gloomy states have to be colored in a dark color?  Why couldn't they be shaded in caucasion?

RACIST!  Hammer coming.

[AUChizad]

http://www.nola.com/news/index.ssf/2009/12/louisiana_ranks_as_happiest_st.html

[Vandy Vol]

http://www.nola.com/news/index.ssf/2009/12/louisiana_ranks_as_happiest_st.html

That was in 2008...a lot can happen in five years.  Besides, don't argue with the Twatters.  It's the most important thing on the innerwebs.

[Saniflush]

That was in 2008...a lot can happen in five years.  Besides, don't argue with the Twatters.  It's the most important thing on the innerwebs.

Yea, I bet that was just before John Goodman started doing tourism commercials.  Before all the victims moved back.

[GH2001]

All the rankings are directly tied to poverty levels especially minority populations. Fact is, the south has a ton of black people and rednecks that are very poor. It is what it is. But among those in each state that are not at poverty level, how would it look? The upper 50-75 in Alabama may be just as happy as Colorado. Col has unreal low levels of ghettos and poverty. And very few rednecks/minorities.

[Godfather]

Yea, I bet that was just before John Goodman started doing tourism commercials.  Before all the victims moved back.

Are the Saints beating on fans again?

[Vandy Vol]

All the rankings are directly tied to poverty levels especially minority populations. Fact is, the south has a ton of black people and rednecks that are very poor. It is what it is. But among those in each state that are not at poverty level, how would it look? The upper 50-75 in Alabama may be just as happy as Colorado. Col has unreal low levels of ghettos and poverty. And very few rednecks/minorities.

Lies.  The upper 50-75% in Alabama aren't high as shit.

[GH2001]

Lies.  The upper 50-75% in Alabama aren't high as shit.

You got me. Colorado was a bad example. We know exactly why they're happy. That John Denver was full of shit man.