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Re: Memorial Day Weekend
« Reply #40 on: May 29, 2013, 10:50:03 AM »
Quote from: bottomfeeder on May 28, 2013, 06:27:19 PM
I sees me a strap-on in that mess.
Probably the one you fucked your fake girlfriend with.
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Re: Memorial Day Weekend
« Reply #41 on: May 29, 2013, 10:51:53 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on May 29, 2013, 10:50:03 AM
Probably the one you fucked your fake girlfriend with.
Well it is totally feasible that he picked up a bammer on THAT beach.
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Re: Memorial Day Weekend
« Reply #42 on: May 29, 2013, 10:57:13 AM »
Quote from: GH2001 on May 29, 2013, 10:51:53 AM
Quote from: Godfather on May 29, 2013, 10:50:03 AM
Probably the one you fucked your fake girlfriend with.
Well it is totally feasible that he picked up a bammer on THAT beach.

I only got to fucked her once, and that was enough to kick her ass down the road. It's hard to nut when she's calling me "Nick the Dick."
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Re: Memorial Day Weekend
« Reply #43 on: May 29, 2013, 11:18:18 AM »
Quote from: bottomfeeder on May 29, 2013, 10:57:13 AM
Well it is totally feasible that he picked up a bammer on THAT beach.


I only got to fucked her once, and that was enough to kick her ass down the road. It's hard to nut when she's calling me "Nick the Dick."

Sensitivity 101
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Re: Memorial Day Weekend
« Reply #44 on: May 29, 2013, 11:31:36 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 29, 2013, 11:18:18 AM
Sensitivity 101

Fuck that, especially with respect to bammers. I gotta get mine and GTFO.
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Re: Memorial Day Weekend
« Reply #45 on: May 29, 2013, 09:02:10 PM »
Quote from: bottomfeeder on May 29, 2013, 10:57:13 AM
Well it is totally feasible that he picked up a bammer on THAT beach.


I only got to fucked her once, and that was enough to kick her ass down the road. It's hard to nut when she's calling me "Nick the Dick."

I strongly advise you to not nut anywhere near a vagina please. We want no possible chance that you could reproduce. 
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Re: Memorial Day Weekend
« Reply #46 on: May 29, 2013, 10:42:10 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on May 29, 2013, 09:02:10 PM
I strongly advise you to not nut anywhere near a vagina please. We want no possible chance that you could reproduce.
he wears aluminum condoms (tinfoil jimmyhat)
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Re: Memorial Day Weekend
« Reply #47 on: May 29, 2013, 10:59:51 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on May 29, 2013, 09:02:10 PM
I strongly advise you to not nut anywhere near a vagina please. We want no possible chance that you could reproduce.

Too late. I am Anonymous, we are legion.
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Re: Memorial Day Weekend
« Reply #48 on: May 30, 2013, 06:41:24 AM »
Quote from: bottomfeeder on May 29, 2013, 10:59:51 PM
Too late. I am Anonymous, we are legion lesions.

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