The doctor is a dumbass. He should have applied for a federal grant to study the different sizes of women's nappy dugouts, and he could claim it was all in the name of research.
Speaking of Ob/Gyn physicians; I wonder if they ever tire of staring at cat all day. Do they look at a full waiting room and think, "Ohhhh yeah!", or would it be as tiresome as eating a bologna sandwich for every meal?