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We dead, baby! Wooooooo!
« on: February 21, 2013, 07:24:58 PM »
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Alana Colette Collins Obituary

(1969 - 2013)

Nov. 6, 1969 - Feb. 13, 2013 Alana Colette Collins Alana Colette Collins, age 43, of Huntsville, formerly of Tuscaloosa, passed away Wednesday, February 13 at her home. Colette was a kind, loving and devoted mother. She is survived by her husband Richard H. Collins; sons, Robert Connell (Candice), Alanus Collins and Jerry Collins all of Huntsville; her stepdaughter Celeste Barbour (Sterling) of Pelham. Four sisters Debra Guffey, Crystal Bates (Roger) Joann Hall and Kim Cuneo (Jared).Collette was preceded in death by her Mother, Alana LeCroy and father, Bobby LeCroy. Memorial services will be Sunday, February 17 at 2:00pm at Breaking-Free Rescue Mission, Huntsville, AL. Please sign the guest registry at
 http://www.valhallafunerals.com/obituaries/tribute.html?url=http://stei-23661.tributes.com/show/Alana-Colette-Collins-95251850

 http://mobileobits.al.com/obituaries/huntsville/obituary.aspx?n=alana-colette-collins&pid=163083786&referrer=0&preview=True
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Re: We dead, baby! Wooooooo!
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2013, 08:55:12 PM »
DWI into her home. I wonder if little dicky will pay his respects.
« Last Edit: February 21, 2013, 08:58:13 PM by bottomfeeder »
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Re: We dead, baby! Wooooooo!
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2013, 09:28:00 PM »
Damn seems some of the greatest updyke fans of all-time are dropping like flies.......







Sucks to here that......







Not really.....











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Re: We dead, baby! Wooooooo!
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2013, 09:45:48 AM »
Alana Colette Collins, age 43, of Huntsville, formerly of Tuscaloosa, passed away Wednesday, February 13 at her home.
Colette was a kind, loving and drunk mother. She is survived by her husband Richard H. Collins; sons, Robert Connell (Candice), Alanus Collins and Jerry Collins all of Huntsville; her stepdaughter Celeste Barbour (Sterling) of Pelham. Four sisters Debra Guffey, Crystal Bates (Roger) Joann Hall and Kim Cuneo (Jared).Collette was preceded in death by her Mother, Alana LeCroy and father, Bobby LeCroy.

Memorial services (BYOB) will be Sunday, February 17 at 2:00pm at Breaking-Bar Rescue Mission, Huntsville, AL.

My take on it. 
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Re: We dead, baby! Wooooooo!
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2013, 09:48:54 AM »
This is the first indication that I may have a soul and/or moral code.

My first inclination was to troll the Guestbooks of those sites, but I couldn't bring myself to be that shitty of a human.

Who knew?
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Re: We dead, baby! Wooooooo!
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2013, 09:55:20 AM »
This is the first indication that I may have a soul and/or moral code.

My first inclination was to troll the Guestbooks of those sites, but I couldn't bring myself to be that shitty of a human.

Who knew?

And guess what you would find:




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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2013, 09:59:17 AM »
This is the first indication that I may have a soul and/or moral code.

My first inclination was to troll the Guestbooks of those sites, but I couldn't bring myself to be that shitty of a human.

Who knew?

I can.
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Re: We dead, baby! Wooooooo!
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2013, 09:59:59 AM »
I keep wanting to make viking jokes because of the name of the funeral home.
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Re: We dead, baby! Wooooooo!
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2013, 02:13:49 PM »
This is the first indication that I may have a soul and/or moral code.

My first inclination was to troll the Guestbooks of those sites, but I couldn't bring myself to be that shitty of a human.

Who knew?

You too?
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Re: We dead, baby! Wooooooo!
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2013, 08:23:44 AM »
This is the first indication that I may have a soul and/or moral code.

My first inclination was to troll the Guestbooks of those sites, but I couldn't bring myself to be that shitty of a human.

Who knew?
You too?
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