Frick that. It's always football season. You think that Tuberville and Company take off until some guy in Eastaboga declares "The Nip"?
You people should be ashamed of yourselves. There is no beginning or end to the football season. It is the Alpha and the Omega. It is eternal. It is unbroken. It is the Circle of Life. Just because it goes into a dormant state at times does not mean that it is not there.
You should all be whacked in the face with a shovel.
Except Jenny, she's a great American.
And Harvey Birdman.
And jumbo.
And Mark C, who has made many sacrifices in the Global War on Terror.
And Prowler, because he scares me a little.
And Kaos, who scares me more than a little and also has always been cool to me.
And Orge, we shouldn't pick on Ginger Kids.
And chinook, because he is praying for us.
And Taylor and Chad, because they will pick up a tab from time to time.
And wes, who could sue us.
And Howard, I probably had a cheap shot on him in football and high school and didn't even know it.
And BK, The Godfather.
Everyone else is fair game.