New Coach in 24 Hours According to Jay Gogue

[Townhallsavoy]

I think Van Pornstache could do it.  But was this year's shitty D his fault or Chiz's?

Does Gus keep him?

No!  Fuck!

I hope not.  I hope he cleans house.  Jesus.  The players and recruits LOVED Gene Chizik.  If we're going to keep every god damn person on staff anyway, we might as well have just thrown $3 mil at Gus to return as offensive coordinator.

[WiregrassTiger]

No!  fudge!

I hope not.  I hope he cleans house.  Jesus.  The players and recruits LOVED Gene Chizik.  If we're going to keep every god damn person on staff anyway, we might as well have just thrown $3 mil at Gus to return as offensive coordinator.

Why in the hell did you not think of this sooner?

[Buzz Killington]

PREPARE YOUR ANUS!

[The Six]

I will put in for an extra order of mead from the bil. Looks like we will be needing it. 

[Pell City Tiger]

I will put in for an extra order of mead from the bil. Looks like we will be needing it. 

We'll need it by the gallon jug full. Put in an order for about 50. That should be a good start.

[AUownsU]

Anyone ever here for sure whether Patterson was interviewed again this time?

[djsimp]

Anyone ever here for sure whether Patterson was interviewed again this time?

From what I know....no he wasn't.

[AUownsU]

From what I know....no he wasn't.

Thanks. Guess it was all rumor since he interviewed last time. Who knows? Maybe they called and he told Jay Jacobs to go fuck himself.

[djsimp]

Thanks. Guess it was all rumor since he interviewed last time. Who knows? Maybe they called and he told Jay Jacobs to go fuck himself.

Just like Petrino was interviewed by fucking phone.

[RWS]

I think that they knew Malzahn would be the one from the onset.  I think that explains the short list of lukewarm candidates, and a courtesy call to Petrino.  Auburn certainly wasn't swinging for the fences as many had hoped for. 

[The Six]