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Hey Snaggle
« on: October 05, 2012, 02:02:46 PM »
They have made a cell phone for us seasoned folks:

   
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Re: Hey Snaggle
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2012, 02:08:53 PM »
They have made a cell phone for us seasoned folks:



Pfffft...that's so last week.  But seriously, I'm not real happy with the dial on mine.  Seems to stick on the #5 and the finger holes aren't big enough.
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Re: Hey Snaggle
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2012, 02:26:56 PM »
Pfffft...that's so last week.  But seriously, I'm not real happy with the dial on mine.  Seems to stick on the #5 and the finger holes aren't big enough.

Well, I lost the "Q" off of mine.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: Hey Snaggle
« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2012, 02:29:05 PM »
Well, I lost the "Q" off of mine.

Ha...mine's loose already
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Re: Hey Snaggle
« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2012, 03:28:51 PM »
Heck. I gave up an just switched to this:



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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Hey Snaggle
« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2012, 03:36:18 PM »
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'