Meet Mr. Spencer Pybus, LB....

[The Prowler]

He was probably my favorite under-the-radar player last year....I'm glad we got 'em.  He's gonna Fuck Some People UP a little this year and more the following years.

Remember the name.....SPENCER PYBUS!!!!!!!

6-1 210-215 4.55...This guy had a MONSTER Senior season, and Broke the SPARQ Records, his location is what hurt him in the Star Ratings....My ratings knows no bounds, 4 Grillz is what I would've given him.

[Tiger Wench]

  Dirty old woman alert!!!  I wonder if he does landscaping, or maybe cleans pools... 

Holy moley.  Look at his lats.  And the abs... 

He is gonna smash someone flat  - smash them, spit on them, and then go smash someone else.  I just hope that he saves his worst stuff for bammer.

And it doesn't hurt that he and my son share the same name.  The Spencer part - not the Pybus, for you assclowns that would otherwise be jumping all over that one.