Gene Chizik would already be fired if Auburn hadn't bought Cam Newton

[WiregrassTiger]

Speaking of jock itch.  Were we speaking about jock itch?  That's some evil stuff right there.

Starts with somewhat of a minor embarrassing itch, unless you're from Mississippi. They don't mind reaching in the side vent of their overalls to scrotum scratch while we try to do it in our pockets here. Not that bad until it festers and starts oozing puss. Then, it burns with the intensity of molten lava in the crevices of the ball sack and upper leg. Would even try diesel fuel for relief if nothing else were available.

[GH2001]

Starts with somewhat of a minor embarrassing itch, unless you're from Mississippi. They don't mind reaching in the side vent of their overalls to scrotum scratch while we try to do it in our pockets here. Not that bad until it festers and starts oozing puss. Then, it burns with the intensity of molten lava in the crevices of the ball sack and upper leg. Would even try diesel fuel for relief if nothing else were available.

Newflash friend. That aint jock itch. You slept with any questionable women lately? or ? Might wanna get checked.

[CCTAU]

Starts with somewhat of a minor embarrassing itch, unless you're from Mississippi. They don't mind reaching in the side vent of their overalls to scrotum scratch while we try to do it in our pockets here. Not that bad until it festers and starts oozing puss. Then, it burns with the intensity of molten lava in the crevices of the ball sack and upper leg. Would even try diesel fuel for relief if nothing else were available.

And that is why I mentioned the stuff. When I was a teenager, I got a nice dose of this. For some reason they did not have a nice cream for this (or maybe we just didn't have any). So my dad tossed me what he used to use. He said to wait till I was home alone and apply it to both sides. And then run, yell, whatever for about 30 seconds. When I wake up the next day, all would be well. He was right, ON ALL ACCOUNTS!

Holy SHIT that stuff burned. Wherever it touched turned WHITE. And then I knew why he said wait til no one was at home. I think the neighbors heard me.

The next morning, no itch whatsoever.

From that day on, I made sure that I took at least 2 showers a day.


I have a hard time remembering the stuff, but I swear it was called Neat's foot oil.

[WiregrassTiger]

And that is why I mentioned the stuff. When I was a teenager, I got a nice dose of this. For some reason they did not have a nice cream for this (or maybe we just didn't have any). So my dad tossed me what he used to use. He said to wait till I was home alone and apply it to both sides. And then run, yell, whatever for about 30 seconds. When I wake up the next day, all would be well. He was right, ON ALL ACCOUNTS!

Holy shoot that stuff burned. Wherever it touched turned WHITE. And then I knew why he said wait til no one was at home. I think the neighbors heard me.

The next morning, no itch whatsoever.

From that day on, I made sure that I took at least 2 showers a day.


I have a hard time remembering the stuff, but I swear it was called Neat's foot oil.

There was also a product called blis-to-sol ( I believe that was how it was spelled). The blis was there for a reason. I'm pretty sure it was nuclear waste. It was what the old timers used to knock it up but all it really did was burn the hell out of you and make you think it was killin' the itch. This stuff was sadistic. If the company still exists, I would pursue litigation for the mental distress, pain and suffering that I've endured since I was forced to apply to my crotch. Supposedly "worked" on athletes foot too.

[Kaos]

Holy SHIT that stuff burned. Wherever it touched turned WHITE. And then I knew why he said wait til no one was at home. I think the neighbors heard me.

I remember that stuff!