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I woke up this morning...

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I woke up this morning...
« on: August 24, 2012, 01:17:36 PM »
With a tingling...in that area...between the balls and brown eye.  So I got up, and checked it out:



And yes, it was exactly as I thought! Thankfully, it was not that "rash" again...

Only one thing can bring about that special tingling in the nether regions, the beginning of football season!  and herpes.

So, Homo's and Lesbians, consider the taint called.













Get Excited.

One Gayme at a Time. 

Pink Jerseys.

West Vance.

Etc...

In the memorable words of Spottswoode: Yes, it is. Now suck my cock.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: I woke up this morning...
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2012, 01:25:54 PM »
The trust is all but gone.


Shit just got real.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: I woke up this morning...
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2012, 01:37:12 PM »
I knew it!!

It is even in the mid-80s in Houston today - so my chick taint had been tingling all day!

YAY!!

:chilly:
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Re: I woke up this morning...
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2012, 01:38:41 PM »
That's what's causing that sensation! I had not even cosidered that. Thought I had the crabs again but you are right, happens every year about this time. Beat the hell out of Clemson time!
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Re: I woke up this morning...
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2012, 01:43:35 PM »
Hell yeah boys and girls! 
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Re: I woke up this morning...
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2012, 01:56:04 PM »
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Re: I woke up this morning...
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2012, 02:01:50 PM »
The TAINT has been called - now its a party!  #winning
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Re: I woke up this morning...
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2012, 03:17:31 PM »
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: I woke up this morning...
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2012, 03:23:14 PM »
Heres hoping we bring the pain (to other teams) this year.

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Re: I woke up this morning...
« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2012, 03:52:07 PM »
WOOT WOOT!!!

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Re: I woke up this morning...
« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2012, 04:30:42 PM »
Fucking pussy cat it is NOT

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Re: I woke up this morning...
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Re: I woke up this morning...
« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2012, 07:31:26 PM »




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Re: I woke up this morning...
« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2012, 09:58:00 AM »
Quote from: AUChizad on August 24, 2012, 07:31:26 PM


Where did you get that pic of me watching teh foozballs?
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