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[Pell City Tiger]

Police arrest naked man in window

Updated: Aug 5, 2008 03:57 PM CDT

FORT WAYNE, Ind. (WANE) - A Fort Wayne man was arrested Monday for felony Public Indecency after police saw him standing naked in the window of his home. 

Around 10:30 p.m. Monday evening, a Fort Wayne officer was driving in the 4500 block of S. Hanna St.  when he noticed a naked man standing in front of a large picture window of his home with his genital region clearly visible to those on the street. 

According to the officer, the blinds were not pulled shut and the front door was wide open, giving a clear view inside the home. 

Together, with another responding officer, the two walked up to the home and found the naked man, then on the couch, conducting a lewd act with a claw hammer, plastic bag and motor oil. 

The man, Ronald Miller, did not acknowledge the officer's presence until they addressed him and still did not say anything. 

Officers arrested Miller for felony Public Indecency, at which time Miller asked the officer for another chance.  Officers declined and took Miller in double-locked handcuffs to the Allen County Lock-up instead. 

Mr. Miller had a previous conviction for an unrelated public nudity incident. 

A neighbor watching the scene, who wished to remain confidential, told police she had seen Miller walk around naked in his home with the front window and door open on several occasions.  She said, "He does it 24/24.  He's not right." 

The neighbor also told police she doesn't appreciate that he walks around naked for all to see in her neighborhood. 

http://www.wane.com/Global/story.asp?S=8793295&nav=0RYb

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

 

[Tiger Wench]

Together, with another responding officer, the two walked up to the home and found the naked man, then on the couch, conducting a lewd act with a claw hammer, plastic bag and motor oil. 

So, jumbo, tell us:  how exactly, does this work?

[Come Honor Face]

shit, wonder if it was the high mileage or synthetic kind

[Townhallsavoy]

 

[DnATL]

shit, wonder if it was the high mileage or synthetic kind

5W30 - definitely need the multi-grade with lower viscosity at start-up to reduce friction and chafing

[Jumbo]

So, jumbo, tell us:  how exactly, does this work?

It's so naughty, I have a slight variation, I get some 3-in-1 oil, some gauze pads and 10 quarts of anti-freeze.

[AWK]

I personally use some icy hot, baby powder, a pirates hook, and a bear claw.

[AUChizad]

I can only get off when I coat my dick in honey and sugar and fuck an ant hill.

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

I can only get off when I coat my dick in honey and sugar and fuck an ant hill.

You need to go find you a bear.   Goooooooooood times.  :thumbsup:

[AUChizad]

You need to go find you a bear.   Goooooooooood times.  :thumbsup:

[Buzz Killington]

"He does it 24/24.  He's not right."  

[Tiger1992]

It's so naughty, I have a slight variation, I get some 3-in-1 oil, some gauze pads and 10 quarts of anti-freeze.

What about the ball bearings>

[Jumbo]

What about the ball bearings>

I didn't want to tell it all :thumbsup: