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Anyone need anything?? Mark is offering...
« on: June 26, 2008, 03:34:58 PM »
Mark the Tailgate God just called me - he will be driving through Tuscaloser in about an hour and a half, and said for me to let everyone know that if they needed any nose candy, give him a call and he would set them up.  He figures someone has taken JJ's place in the supply chain by now.
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Re: Anyone need anything?? Mark is offering...
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2008, 03:49:30 PM »
If he'll hang out just outside the athletic complex, he should be able to hook up with JJ's replacement.  The code word is "Candybear".

I need the usual and thanks in advance.
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Re: Anyone need anything?? Mark is offering...
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2008, 06:08:49 PM »
Too late now I'm already back home.  There was a disticnt white cloud over tuscaloser today.
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Re: Anyone need anything?? Mark is offering...
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2008, 04:40:38 AM »
If I get an 8 ball will it last all weekend?
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Re: Anyone need anything?? Mark is offering...
« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2008, 04:54:38 AM »
I need a can of whoop ass.  They have any down there?
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« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2008, 04:57:29 AM »
I need a can of whoop ass.  They have any down there?
I have 302 lbs if you need it.
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Re: Anyone need anything?? Mark is offering...
« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2008, 07:27:30 AM »
If I get an 8 ball will it last all weekend?

Depends on whether strippers are in involved?
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Re: Anyone need anything?? Mark is offering...
« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2008, 06:05:20 PM »
Depends on whether strippers are in involved?
3 strippers and a beagle?
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« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2008, 02:41:36 AM »
I have 302 lbs if you need it.
I think you would be more like a barrel then a can jumbo.
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« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2008, 05:26:12 AM »
I think you would be more like a barrel then a can jumbo.
Hey I could lose some weight :jaw:
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Re: Anyone need anything?? Mark is offering...
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2008, 10:50:07 PM »
Hey I could lose some weight :jaw:
Yeah and bammers could stop marrying their cousins, but we both know neither is going to happen. ;)
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