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Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him

Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #80 on: May 21, 2012, 10:23:02 AM »
I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do I ask, "Hey Dickey, how does it feel to get your heart cut out by an Auburn man?"

Jokes on you, Barner.  Alabama fans don't have heart. 
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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #81 on: May 21, 2012, 10:29:23 PM »
I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do I ask, "What are you doing with that corndog?"
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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #82 on: May 22, 2012, 12:51:51 PM »
I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do I ask, "What are you doing with to that corndog?"

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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #83 on: May 22, 2012, 02:05:39 PM »
I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do I ask "Is that a fucking tomato on my sandwich? Because it better not be or this shit is going to be all up on the wall behind the counter."
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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #84 on: May 22, 2012, 02:42:26 PM »
I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do I ask "Is that a fucking tomato on my sandwich? Because it better not be or this shit is going to be all up on the wall behind the counter."

Atta boy!
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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #85 on: May 23, 2012, 05:07:33 AM »
Off Topic...(mainly because I'm not sure how to put this in a "I Don't Always Talk To bammers")

I wasn't in a good mood after getting off of work, so I went to Wallmarks...of course.  Well, I overheard some guy ask the register lady (one lady with 97 registers empty), "Where's tha daum aluhbamuh Lindsey magazeens at or the uther aluhbamuh magazeens at?!?!?" She said I don't know, we might be sold out. Then the bammer was all, "this is bullshit!!" and he stormed out.

Little did he know, I'd taken ALL of the bammer magazines and put them in my cart, then I distributed them throughout the entire store, stashed behind stuff and flipped backwards.  I also took Auburn's Magazines, spread them out and made it look like they were taking up a 1/4 of the magazine shelves.  AAAGGGGHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Fuck You bammers, Fuck YOU!!!!!
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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #86 on: May 23, 2012, 07:19:45 AM »
Doesn't that make you feel good?  I started doing that after Kaos said something about doing it a few years back.  Every time I go in somewhere that has magazines I take any of the ones that have the turds on the cover and hide them.  I can usually just stash them behind Ebony or Jet and they pretty well will never be found.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #87 on: May 23, 2012, 08:40:48 AM »
I can usually just stash them behind Ebony or Jet and they pretty well will never be found.

Around here, I put them behind the healthy foods.
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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #88 on: May 23, 2012, 10:47:22 AM »
Fixt.

I debated with myself on which one to use, so I went with "with" so that corndog would two meanings. j/s LOL!
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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #89 on: May 23, 2012, 10:54:01 AM »
Around here, I put them behind the healthy foods.

Behind the teefbrushes would work just as well.
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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #90 on: May 23, 2012, 11:11:58 AM »
Off Topic...(mainly because I'm not sure how to put this in a "I Don't Always Talk To bammers")

I wasn't in a good mood after getting off of work, so I went to Wallmarks...of course.  Well, I overheard some guy ask the register lady (one lady with 97 registers empty), "Where's tha daum aluhbamuh Lindsey magazeens at or the uther aluhbamuh magazeens at?!?!?" She said I don't know, we might be sold out. Then the bammer was all, "this is bullshit!!" and he stormed out.

Little did he know, I'd taken ALL of the bammer magazines and put them in my cart, then I distributed them throughout the entire store, stashed behind stuff and flipped backwards.  I also took Auburn's Magazines, spread them out and made it look like they were taking up a 1/4 of the magazine shelves.  AAAGGGGHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Fuck You bammers, Fuck YOU!!!!!

There must be a shitload of pictures in that magazines and easy places to color.
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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #91 on: May 23, 2012, 06:59:24 PM »
I think the store shitter is the best place for anything bammer. If it goes in the shitter it gets flagged.


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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #92 on: May 23, 2012, 11:57:45 PM »
Doesn't that make you feel good?  I started doing that after Kaos said something about doing it a few years back.  Every time I go in somewhere that has magazines I take any of the ones that have the turds on the cover and hide them.  I can usually just stash them behind Ebony or Jet and they pretty well will never be found.
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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #93 on: May 24, 2012, 02:03:43 AM »
Doesn't that make you feel good?  I started doing that after Kaos said something about doing it a few years back.  Every time I go in somewhere that has magazines I take any of the ones that have the turds on the cover and hide them.  I can usually just stash them behind Ebony or Jet and they pretty well will never be found.
lol yeah, it does...I thought I was the only one that did that until Kaos said something about it.
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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #94 on: May 24, 2012, 10:45:21 AM »
lol yeah, it does...I thought I was the only one that did that until Kaos said something about it.

Been doin' it for years.  I feel it's my duty.  Felt I owed it to them.
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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #95 on: May 24, 2012, 10:54:43 AM »
Been doin' it for years.  I feel it's my duty.  Felt I owed it to them.

Are you my pal Danny?
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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #96 on: May 24, 2012, 11:49:08 AM »
Are you my pal Danny?

How 'bout a Fresca?
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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #97 on: May 24, 2012, 11:50:41 AM »
How 'bout a Fresca?
Don't sell yourself short you are a tremendous slouch
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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #98 on: May 24, 2012, 12:07:15 PM »
Don't sell yourself short you are a tremendous slouch

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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #99 on: May 24, 2012, 01:05:17 PM »
Don't sell yourself short you are a tremendous slouch

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."