Off Topic...(mainly because I'm not sure how to put this in a "I Don't Always Talk To bammers")
I wasn't in a good mood after getting off of work, so I went to Wallmarks...of course. Well, I overheard some guy ask the register lady (one lady with 97 registers empty), "Where's tha daum aluhbamuh Lindsey magazeens at or the uther aluhbamuh magazeens at?!?!?" She said I don't know, we might be sold out. Then the bammer was all, "this is bullshit!!" and he stormed out.
Little did he know, I'd taken ALL of the bammer magazines and put them in my cart, then I distributed them throughout the entire store, stashed behind stuff and flipped backwards. I also took Auburn's Magazines, spread them out and made it look like they were taking up a 1/4 of the magazine shelves. AAAGGGGHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Fuck You bammers, Fuck YOU!!!!!