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Simmer Down Now
« on: May 17, 2012, 12:53:07 PM »
Queen of Disco, Donna Summer, dead at 63
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« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2012, 12:58:51 PM »
Gonna be more like room temperature stuff now.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2012, 01:03:00 PM »
It was her last chance for romance, tonight.
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Re: Simmer Down Now
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2012, 01:07:38 PM »
Guess what's gonna be on the song list for karaoke.......
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Re: Simmer Down Now
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2012, 01:08:54 PM »
She worked hard for the money, unlike some bad girls.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Simmer Down Now
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2012, 04:53:28 PM »
I wonder if her spirit will be a wanderer?
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Re: Simmer Down Now
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2012, 06:36:01 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 17, 2012, 12:58:51 PM
Gonna be more like room temperature stuff now.
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« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2012, 09:36:14 PM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."
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