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NO! That's MY controller....

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NO! That's MY controller....
« on: May 09, 2012, 10:19:33 AM »
OK biometrics may be getting a little out there.






Biometrics and laptop security go together like business meetings and boardrooms, but this Microsoft patent hints that gaming could be the next frontier for fingerprint recognition. The claims for "personalization using a hand-pressure signature" detail a product that may look like your standard 360 controller, but it features sensors to detect a user's identity. It seems that, based on each gamer's unique hand pressure patterns, the controller can determine who is holding the device at any given moment and deliver personalized content based on that user's gaming profile. Whatever Microsoft's mystery controller may be, E3 is just a few weeks away, so perhaps we'll learn more then.



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Re: NO! That's MY controller....
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2012, 10:52:06 AM »
My controller is pink, so nobody fucks with it anyway.
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Re: NO! That's MY controller....
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2012, 11:04:59 AM »
My controller is pink, so nobody fucks with it anyway.

Is this literal or symbolic?
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Re: NO! That's MY controller....
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2012, 11:07:49 AM »
WOW this thread just got interesting.


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Re: NO! That's MY controller....
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2012, 11:18:21 AM »
My controller is pink, so nobody fucks with it anyway.

My fingers love the pink controllers.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2012, 11:20:16 AM »
WOW this thread just got interesting.

The question is, why does no one want to fuck with her pink controller?
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« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2012, 11:20:55 AM »
Crass Perverts.
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Re: NO! That's MY controller....
« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2012, 11:21:15 AM »
My fingers love the pink controllers.

don't forget to press the brown button. 
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Re: NO! That's MY controller....
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2012, 11:22:43 AM »
don't forget to press the brown button.

A...A...A...BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
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« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2012, 11:52:18 AM »
Crass Perverts.
Yeah, but it's not weird when we do it. It's normal.
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« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2012, 12:10:18 PM »
A...A...A...BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

Don't forget.... up, down, left, right, B, A, B, A, start = oh yeah!
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Re: NO! That's MY controller....
« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2012, 01:11:15 PM »
Call me old school but I still prefer the feeling of a joystick.
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« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2012, 01:24:42 PM »
Call me old school but I still prefer the feeling of a joystick.

i got your joystick. 

of course at the :hop:  ...where wench always gets things for free...
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« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2012, 12:35:40 AM »
i got your joystick. 

of course at the :hop:  ...where wench always gets things for free...

The perks of being a VIP customer.
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« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2012, 12:10:28 PM »
The perks of being a VIP customer.

Very Into Porno customer?
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« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2012, 02:30:58 PM »
Off topic...Ask Jumbo about his PS3 Controller in Chopper/Hudson's hands.
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Re: NO! That's MY controller....
« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2012, 02:44:08 PM »
Off topic...Ask Jumbo about his PS3 Controller in Chopper/Hudson's hands.

hey Jumbo, what's up with your PS3 Controller in Chopper's hands?
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« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2012, 04:41:23 PM »
Off topic...Ask Jumbo about his PS3 Controller in Chopper/Hudson's hands.

Does it look normal-sized in Webb's grasp?
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.