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Speaking Of Snakes...

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Re: Speaking Of Snakes...
« Reply #60 on: April 13, 2012, 10:32:17 AM »
Were not talking about a hot fence in your yard for your dog or at a petting zoo. Large animal hot fences will literally burn you. They are designed for big ass cows and such so being a human at a fraction of their size puts a hurting on ya if you touch it.


Almost as much fun as taking a capacitor out of a washing machine and tossing it to a buddy.  The ones out of disposable cameras will wake someone up as well.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Speaking Of Snakes...
« Reply #61 on: April 13, 2012, 10:35:41 AM »

Almost as much fun as taking a capacitor out of a washing machine and tossing it to a buddy.  The ones out of disposable cameras will wake someone up as well.

Is "said" buddy on this board? I would like to hear more if so.
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Re: Speaking Of Snakes...
« Reply #62 on: April 13, 2012, 10:47:28 AM »

Almost as much fun as taking a capacitor out of a washing machine and tossing it to a buddy.  The ones out of disposable cameras will wake someone up as well.

Who needs enemies when you have a friend like Uncle Sani?
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Re: Speaking Of Snakes...
« Reply #63 on: April 13, 2012, 11:12:49 AM »
Is "said" buddy on this board? I would like to hear more if so.

nah.  Smartassed EE that needed to be taken down a notch or twelve.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Speaking Of Snakes...
« Reply #64 on: April 13, 2012, 03:19:37 PM »
How do I know?  Well, I was bit by a trouser snake once.
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Re: Speaking Of Snakes...
« Reply #65 on: April 13, 2012, 04:53:37 PM »
How do I know?  Well, I was bit by a trouser snake once.
^^^You'll find no better expert on trouser snakes...  Then, there's VV.
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