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Re: Petrino fired?
« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2012, 06:33:22 PM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on April 11, 2012, 06:25:19 PM
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Re: Petrino fired?
« Reply #21 on: April 11, 2012, 06:38:36 PM »
-10 to myself.

 :facepalm:

PCT can have his 5 back.

I misremembered that line being part of the Robert Stack segment, but it was actually this scene:

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Re: Petrino fired?
« Reply #22 on: April 11, 2012, 06:42:35 PM »
Was young Petrino helping recruit for Dad? I ask that because I've heard about Jimmy Johns type recruiting ”helpers” that gets the prospects anything they want...and with Bobby coming out and saying that it doesn't have anything to do with Arkansas football and with him being a known liar, that thought crossed my mind.
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Re: Petrino fired?
« Reply #23 on: April 11, 2012, 07:06:08 PM »
Quote from: AUChizad on April 11, 2012, 06:38:36 PM
-10 to myself.

 :facepalm:

PCT can have his 5 back.

I misremembered that line being part of the Robert Stack segment, but it was actually this scene.
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Re: Petrino fired?
« Reply #24 on: April 12, 2012, 10:25:12 AM »
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Re: Petrino fired?
« Reply #25 on: April 12, 2012, 11:39:44 AM »
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Re: Petrino fired?
« Reply #26 on: April 12, 2012, 11:41:53 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 12, 2012, 11:39:44 AM


That is....fucking AWESOME!!!

Question though, why does a reporter turn into an elephant?
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Re: Petrino fired?
« Reply #27 on: April 12, 2012, 11:50:18 AM »
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Re: Petrino fired?
« Reply #28 on: April 12, 2012, 11:55:48 AM »
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Re: Petrino fired?
« Reply #29 on: April 12, 2012, 12:36:46 PM »
Saw this on FB:

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Re: Petrino fired?
« Reply #30 on: April 12, 2012, 12:47:23 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on April 12, 2012, 11:41:53 AM
That is....fudgeing AWESOME!!!

Question though, why does a reporter turn into an elephant?

I think that was Petrino's girlfriend.  Reference to her being the "elephant in the room".
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Re: Petrino fired?
« Reply #31 on: April 12, 2012, 04:07:00 PM »
Quote from: AUChizad on April 11, 2012, 06:38:36 PM
I misremembered that line being part of the Robert Stack segment
I still would have accepted "Scenario One: He's hanging by his neck in his fucking closet," or "Scenario Two: Petrino Went to Disney World."
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