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Obama's Tax Return

Obama's Tax Return
« on: April 13, 2012, 12:09:22 PM »
Not sure how accurate this is:

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@mikeallen: AP-US--APNewsAlert, US WASHINGTON (AP) - White House: Obamas earned $789,674 in 2011; paid $162,074 in total tax.
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Re: Obama's Tax Return
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2012, 01:37:00 PM »
20% certainly does not seem like someone who wants to help make sure everyone is gonna get their fair share...

just sayin'.
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Re: Obama's Tax Return
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2012, 01:45:04 PM »
Sumpin' doesn't seem right about that.  How did he get away with only paying 20%?  I would find it very hard to believe that a significant portion of that would be long term capital gains.  In fact, he's prolly paying an even lower percentage that Buffet. 
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Re: Obama's Tax Return
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2012, 02:10:22 PM »
$789,674. 

That's  $780,620 more than he deserved.
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Re: Obama's Tax Return
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2012, 02:21:58 PM »
I found it interesting that The Pharaoh and Nefertiti gave $172,130.00 to charity.  I think Biden gave something like $172.00 by comparison.
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Re: Obama's Tax Return
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2012, 02:22:47 PM »
I found it interesting that The Pharaoh and Nefertiti gave $172,130.00 to charity.  I think Biden gave something like $172.00 by comparison.

I'm guessing he got confused by the comma and the decimal.
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Re: Obama's Tax Return
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2012, 02:26:46 PM »
The Pharaoh and Nefertiti

I let out a hearty chuckle at this.

One free beer for you sir.
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Re: Obama's Tax Return
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2012, 02:35:31 PM »
I let out a hearty chuckle at this.

One free beer for you sir.


I'll accept it.


And I reported myself to ATTACKWATCH.COM
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-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

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Re: Obama's Tax Return
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2012, 02:41:05 PM »
I found it interesting that The Pharaoh and Nefertiti gave $172,130.00 to charity.  I think Biden gave something like $172.00 by comparison.

I really should correct this statement by noting that Slow Joe had an AGI of $379,035.00, paid $87,900.00 in taxes, and donated $5,540.00 to charity.

The ATTACKWATCH.COM folk were not too happy about my mis-statement.
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The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
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-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Obama's Tax Return
« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2012, 02:48:40 PM »
I really should correct this statement by noting that Slow Joe had an AGI of $379,035.00, paid $87,900.00 in taxes, and donated $5,540.00 to charity.

The ATTACKWATCH.COM folk were not too happy about my mis-statement.

AG Holder is coming for your ass as soon as he gets done putting that rotten cracker Zimmerman in jail for murder in the name of Skittles.
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Re: Obama's Tax Return
« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2012, 03:02:58 PM »
AG Holder is coming for your ass as soon as he gets done putting that rotten cracker Zimmerman in jail for murder in the name of Skittles.

I just made a sizable contribution to the DNC so that should hold-off the Justice Dept. for a while.
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Obama's Tax Return
« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2012, 04:39:45 PM »
I just made a sizable contribution to the DNC so that should hold-off the Justice Dept. for a while.
Somebody's dancin' wiff teh Devil... 
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Re: Obama's Tax Return
« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2012, 07:20:33 PM »
Somebody's dancin' wiff teh Devil...

I like to hedge my bets.
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson