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Top 10 Vehicles for Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse

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Tarheel

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Top 10 Vehicles for Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse
« on: February 16, 2012, 07:28:41 PM »
GarMan might be OK; I noticed that the Toyota Hilux is on the list:

http://www.popularmechanics.com/cars/news/pictures/10-best-vehicles-for-the-end-of-the-world?click=main_sr#slide-1

It's a slide-show so there's no real article to post but here's the jist of it:

PARAMOUNT MARAUDER
JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE ZJ
TOYOTA HILUX
HONDA DREAM SOLAR CAR (ghey.)
SUBARU IMPREZA WRX
VW MICROBUS (very ghey.)
BUICK ROADMASTER WAGON (rear facing back seat with a pop-up glass hatch; got your six covered.)
PORSCHE 911 CARRERA S
JEEP WRANGLER
LOCAL MOTORS RALLY FIGHTER

This is Popular Mechanics list.  Any other options?
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Re: Top 10 Vehicles for Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2012, 11:58:10 PM »
My F250 diesel. At some point there will be no gas and I can run off of chicken grease.
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1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Top 10 Vehicles for Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2012, 12:46:21 AM »
Quote from: CCTAU on February 16, 2012, 11:58:10 PM
My F250 diesel. At some point there will be no gas and I can run off of chicken grease.

Assuming the zombies don't eat all teh chickinz.  They seemed to like 'em in the barn. 
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Re: Top 10 Vehicles for Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2012, 06:42:50 AM »
Any of those that do not sit at least 12" off the ground are meat wagons.  You gotta be able to jump curbs at a minimum. 
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Top 10 Vehicles for Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2012, 11:23:08 AM »
Quote from: CCTAU on February 16, 2012, 11:58:10 PM
My F250 diesel. At some point there will be no gas and I can run off of chicken grease.

2nd this.  If nothing else I can just run them over.
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Re: Top 10 Vehicles for Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2012, 01:01:43 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 17, 2012, 06:42:50 AM
Any of those that do not sit at least 12" off the ground are meat wagons.  You gotta be able to jump curbs at a minimum.

This guy knows.
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Re: Top 10 Vehicles for Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2012, 01:15:47 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 17, 2012, 06:42:50 AM
Any of those that do not sit at least 12" off the ground are meat wagons.  You gotta be able to jump curbs at a minimum.

I'll probably be OK in the big, bad, Yukon (otherwise known as "Cracka-bus 1").
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-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
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Re: Top 10 Vehicles for Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2012, 01:20:30 PM »
Quote from: Tarheel on February 17, 2012, 01:15:47 PM
I'll probably be OK in the big, bad, Yukon (otherwise known as "Cracka-bus 1").


You should be fine although you will need to come directly to Villa Rica and we shall come to the shop and fabricate/weld a grill made from 1/2" plate to the front. 
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Top 10 Vehicles for Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2012, 01:52:11 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 17, 2012, 01:20:30 PM

You should be fine although you will need to come directly to Villa Rica and we shall come to the shop and fabricate/weld a grill made from 1/2" plate to the front.

Shiny!
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-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Top 10 Vehicles for Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2012, 10:35:10 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 17, 2012, 06:42:50 AM
Any of those that do not sit at least 12" off the ground are meat wagons.  You gotta be able to jump curbs at a minimum.

You're forgetting the most important part.....

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