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Most bizarre thread ever
« on: January 28, 2012, 07:21:57 AM »
http://auburn.247sports.com/Board/42/An-update-to-Ron-and-others-on-this-board-7285688/1

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On Wednesday, January 25, 2012, I attempted suicide. Unfortunately, my plan to pass peacefully in my sleep was thwarted by the arrival of the police contacted by well meaning members of this board.

I am 65 years old and live in constant pain. In addition, my mind is deteriorating rapidly to the point that I live more and more in a mental fog. I do not consider myself as living, but existing, and poorly at that. I’ve been out of work for more than two years and the savings and investments I had accumulated are almost gone. I have foolishly supplemented my monthly income by using credit cards to cover the shortfall and now owe the credit card companies more than $30,000. I have a large life insurance policy that will pay on suicide after the initial 2 years (passed long ago), so I thought of that ending my miserable life might give my wife and daughter a much better future. Now, I have no idea of what that future might be, but I suspect they will be in shelter someplace with me in a mental ward or a nursing home.

Moral:
If you're going to off yourself don't post about it. 
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Re: Most bizarre thread ever
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2012, 07:48:32 AM »
So glad I read this post before 7am.  Now Saturday will be gloomy. 

And he should have done it like that kid a few years ago.  Set up a webcam and start a post about it.  Link to JustinTV and get a bunch of douchebag posters to start making fun of you.  Wait until it's obvious that the thread is getting a lot of attention and then swallow a bottle of pills and die in front of the camera.  Extra points if the thread keeps going until the police arrive. 
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Re: Most bizarre thread ever
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2012, 01:33:30 PM »
I don't understand either of the things Chizad posted. 



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Re: Most bizarre thread ever
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2012, 08:04:26 AM »
Know Your Meme is a site that explains popular things on the internet. 

"LOL" is a meme. 
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Re: Most bizarre thread ever
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2012, 08:38:30 AM »
Know Your Meme is a site that explains popular things on the internet. 

"LOL" is a meme.
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Re: Most bizarre thread ever
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2012, 10:28:04 AM »
Lots O Love

I always thought that meant Land O Lakes.  Because you know, if you fold it she has boobs.

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Re: Most bizarre thread ever
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2012, 10:30:28 AM »
http://auburn.247sports.com/Board/42/An-update-to-Ron-and-others-on-this-board-7285688/1

Moral:
If you're going to off yourself don't post about it.

Was that anyone we knew over there from back in the day?
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