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Legal loophole? If they're asleep it isn't rape

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Re: Legal loophole? If they're asleep it isn't rape
« Reply #20 on: January 27, 2012, 04:49:15 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on January 27, 2012, 10:58:57 AM
It was a proctology exam.  The fact that I'm gay and have no arms makes no difference.

Snaggle is a true friend, he helps me save money on my health insurance, by performing all of my proctology exams for free.  He is quite thorough and usually insists on checking once a month.
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Re: Legal loophole? If they're asleep it isn't rape
« Reply #21 on: January 27, 2012, 05:14:45 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on January 27, 2012, 04:49:15 PM
Snaggle is a true friend, he helps me save money on my health insurance, by performing all of my proctology exams for free.  He is quite thorough and usually insists on checking once a month.

Well at least you don't have to worry about getting pregnant since he has no balls.
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Re: Legal loophole? If they're asleep it isn't rape
« Reply #22 on: January 27, 2012, 05:23:35 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on January 27, 2012, 04:39:35 PM
So you are saying that VV is in some deep shit?

I see what you did there!
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Re: Legal loophole? If they're asleep it isn't rape
« Reply #23 on: January 27, 2012, 05:28:42 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on January 27, 2012, 05:14:45 PM
Well at least you don't have to worry about getting pregnant since he has no balls.

ZING!
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Re: Legal loophole? If they're asleep it isn't rape
« Reply #24 on: January 27, 2012, 09:44:45 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on January 27, 2012, 04:39:35 PM
So you are saying that VV is in some deep shit?

 :(

I really wish you fuckers would just love me for who I am...












...and let me touch your penises.
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Re: Legal loophole? If they're asleep it isn't rape
« Reply #25 on: January 28, 2012, 01:10:23 AM »
Quote from: GH2001 on January 27, 2012, 04:39:35 PM
So you are saying that VV is in some deep shit?
He can't reach the deep shit...physical limitations are a motherfucker.
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Re: Legal loophole? If they're asleep it isn't rape
« Reply #26 on: January 28, 2012, 10:29:48 AM »
Quote from: Jumbo on January 28, 2012, 01:10:23 AM
He can't reach the deep shit...physical limitations are a motherfucker.

He has short arms, small hands and little dick. Damn, life can be a bitch.
« Last Edit: January 28, 2012, 10:30:45 AM by djsimp »
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Re: Legal loophole? If they're asleep it isn't rape
« Reply #27 on: January 28, 2012, 10:48:13 AM »
Quote from: djsimp on January 28, 2012, 10:29:48 AM
He has short arms, small hands and little dick. Damn, life can be a bitch.
Watch out or he will Oompaloompah yo ass - All In, All Orange
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Re: Legal loophole? If they're asleep it isn't rape
« Reply #28 on: January 28, 2012, 12:27:21 PM »
Quote from: DnATL on January 28, 2012, 10:48:13 AM
Watch out or he will Oompaloompah yo ass - All In, All Orange

You fucking know it.

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Re: Legal loophole? If they're asleep it isn't rape
« Reply #29 on: January 28, 2012, 10:27:47 PM »
Quote from: djsimp on January 28, 2012, 10:29:48 AM
He has short arms, small hands and little dick. Damn, life can be a bitch.
Yup, can't pick shit up with short arms.
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Re: Legal loophole? If they're asleep it isn't rape
« Reply #30 on: January 28, 2012, 10:57:39 PM »
Quote from: The Prowler on January 28, 2012, 10:27:47 PM
Yup, can't pick shit up with short arms.

 :kimclap:
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Re: Legal loophole? If they're asleep it isn't rape
« Reply #31 on: January 29, 2012, 01:43:45 PM »
Quote from: The Prowler on January 28, 2012, 10:27:47 PM
Yup, can't pick shit up with short arms.

Especially not couches.
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Re: Legal loophole? If they're asleep it isn't rape
« Reply #32 on: January 29, 2012, 02:16:24 PM »
Quote from: The Prowler on January 28, 2012, 10:27:47 PM
Yup, can't pick shit up with short arms.
Oh, Snap
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Re: Legal loophole? If they're asleep it isn't rape
« Reply #33 on: January 29, 2012, 04:06:19 PM »
Quote from: The Prowler on January 28, 2012, 10:27:47 PM
Yup, can't pick shit up with short arms.

You can pick up the tab after supersizing.
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