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« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2012, 11:28:57 AM »
She installs drywall...last time I checked the roof was usually on the house while doing that.  Just saying. 

Now, if she switched to lawn care......

If her tan is natural, then working inside on drywall or outside on landscaping would make no difference, genius.
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« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2012, 11:40:02 AM »
If her tan is natural, then working inside on drywall or outside on landscaping would make no difference, genius.

No, wait. It's gotta be your bull.
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« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2012, 11:50:56 AM »
What? I'm failing to make the connection here.
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« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2012, 12:08:43 PM »
What? I'm failing to make the connection here.
and that's when the whores come in.
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Re: Daywalkers...
« Reply #24 on: January 24, 2012, 12:41:14 PM »
What? I'm failing to make the connection here.

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« Reply #25 on: January 24, 2012, 01:03:22 PM »
and that's when the whores come in.

Twenty dollars to pay the rent? Maybe not. Maybe instead I'll spend it on the whore.
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« Reply #26 on: January 25, 2012, 11:35:32 AM »
If her tan is natural, then working inside on drywall or outside on landscaping would make no difference, genius.

Quite true, sometimes the boys around here can't see the forest for the bush.

And I don't do drywalling. I get a check from the government for my natural tan. Racist bastards.
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« Reply #27 on: January 25, 2012, 11:55:37 AM »
Quite true, sometimes the boys around here can't see the forest for the bush.

Sometimes the bush is overgrown so much, the forest isn't readily accessible.
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« Reply #28 on: January 25, 2012, 11:57:35 AM »
Sometimes the bush is overgrown so much, the forest isn't readily accessible.

Demi, is that you?
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« Reply #29 on: January 25, 2012, 12:18:15 PM »
Sometimes the bush is overgrown so much, the forest isn't readily accessible.

Not even in a neon glow?
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« Reply #30 on: January 25, 2012, 12:28:09 PM »
Not even in a neon glow?

Tonight she's out to lose herself and find a high on Peachtree Street
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« Reply #31 on: January 25, 2012, 02:10:14 PM »
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« Reply #32 on: January 25, 2012, 02:21:04 PM »
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« Reply #33 on: January 25, 2012, 03:44:30 PM »
I hate you all.
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« Reply #34 on: January 25, 2012, 04:13:43 PM »
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Re: Daywalkers...
« Reply #35 on: January 25, 2012, 04:32:04 PM »
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« Reply #36 on: January 25, 2012, 04:39:17 PM »
does he have cattle?

He has a small pet bird
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« Reply #37 on: January 25, 2012, 04:42:22 PM »
He has a small pet bird

Thats soooo sweet.
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« Reply #38 on: January 25, 2012, 04:51:54 PM »
He has a small pet bird

Petey? You sold my dead bird to a blind kid? Lloyd! Petey didn't even have a head!
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« Reply #39 on: January 26, 2012, 10:12:59 AM »
Petey? You sold my dead bird to a blind kid? Lloyd! Petey didn't even have a head!

I took care of it.

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