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Need help with my book...
« on: June 10, 2008, 05:17:06 PM »
It's entitled "100 Women I'd Like to Pork".  It's a coffee table book.  My creative writing teacher, Larry Donner, says that it's a solid gold idea.

The first chapter is called "Allison Stokke".





I haven't gotten past the first chapter.  Suggestions?
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Need help with my book...
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2008, 02:32:27 AM »
I would like to submit Ms. Zooey Claire Deschanel as Chapter Two. 

The night was hot, wait no, the night, the night was humid. The night was humid, no wait, hot, hot. The night was hot.
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Re: Need help with my book...
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2008, 08:45:29 AM »
Chapter 3:
  While cleaning the pool, I noticed Ms. Alba taking off her bathing suit.  At first I didn't think she saw me, but I soon realized she was looking directly my way.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.