What is going to happen, is Alabama will walk in to Jordan Hare and take Chizik, Malzahn and Roof by the balls and lead them around the stadium until they get bored with it. Then they will give their kicker some practice for the sequel of THE GREATEST GAME EVER TO BE PLAYED by kicking a field goal on first down every time they cross the 50 in the second half. 32 missed field goals later, the score will be 63-3, because somehow Parkey sneaks onto the field for one of their attempts and kicks it through the other way.
You, sir, are an idiot. Bama isn't going to play LSU again. They are already the 2012 national champions. Don't you read the news?
bama basically don't have to play another game until the Natl Championship! #barnerhateweek #rolltide #13>2
Saturday will be a skull fucking of Biblical proportions.
Which book was the skull fucking in again?
The only bible verse you'll need to understand about this weekend is Proverbs 31:7.
I don't like how everybody on both sides are already calling the Iron Bowl a victory for Alabama. Have yall not been watching this season? It's said all the time, but especially now, ANYTHING can happen.
I know what AU is going to do. They're going to put Michael Dyer in the backfield but get this. They aren't going to give him the ball. They'll try a quick screen to Trovon Reed. Then an end around to McCallebb. Then a pass with Moseley. Then they'll punt. Then Trent Richardson gashes us for ten yards a pop, and McCarron suddenly becomes Johnny Unitas. And then at halftime when we're down 31-6, they'll make a crucial adjustment and start running Dyer.
And you sumbitches jeered me when I suggested tutors to teach our boys how to block and run and tackle and throw and block and tackle.
You forgot blocking and tackling.
We agreed. Its just that most of us call those "tutors" coaches.
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