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Thrilla

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She thought she won a Toyota
« on: July 09, 2008, 12:20:42 PM »
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Something tells me our very own Wesfau has crossed paths with this one...
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Re: She thought she won a Toyota
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2008, 12:25:40 PM »
And all her boyfriends promised her they would pull out.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: She thought she won a Toyota
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2008, 12:28:41 PM »
Is that a herp all up on her lips?  That fits!
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: She thought she won a Toyota
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2008, 12:38:12 PM »
We had a glorious 7 minutes together.  I'll never forget her...or her herps...or the ones she gave me...and then I gave them to jumbo.
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Re: She thought she won a Toyota
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2008, 12:41:00 PM »
The real question is how the fuck did she work at Hooters?  I mean, I've been to that one on Front Beach Drive (I think that's where it is) and the waitresses are at least one step up from her.
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Re: She thought she won a Toyota
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2008, 12:53:20 PM »
Quote from: Thrilla on July 09, 2008, 12:41:00 PM
The real question is how the fuck did she work at Hooters?  I mean, I've been to that one on Front Beach Drive (I think that's where it is) and the waitresses are at least one step up from her.

There is another one on Thomas Drive between Captain Anderson's and 98.  I cannot speak to the quality.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: She thought she won a Toyota
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2008, 12:58:25 PM »
I wonder how it felt to get served so hard. 
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Re: She thought she won a Toyota
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2008, 12:59:29 PM »
Quote from: AWK on July 09, 2008, 12:58:25 PM
I wonder how it felt to get served so hard. 

Paul Harvey told me that the uber skank that agreed to blow the manager actually got the keys to the new car.

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Re: She thought she won a Toyota
« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2008, 01:11:20 PM »
How you gonna breast feed me, Mom?  You ain't got no tits!

She doesn't have the assets to work at Hooter's.
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Re: She thought she won a Toyota
« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2008, 01:15:20 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on July 09, 2008, 12:53:20 PM
There is another one on Thomas Drive between Captain Anderson's and 98.  I cannot speak to the quality.

Yeah...that's it.  Thomas Drive, not Front Beach.  I've been there, and it's decent, at least a 6.5 on a 10 scale back in the late 90's. 

Quote from: Pale Rider on July 09, 2008, 01:11:20 PM
How you gonna breast feed me, Mom?  You ain't got no tits!

She doesn't have the assets to work at Hooter's.

That's what I'm saying!  She must have one helluva ass in those orange shorts.
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Re: She thought she won a Toyota
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2008, 01:24:37 PM »
Quote from: Thrilla on July 09, 2008, 01:15:20 PM
Yeah...that's it.  Thomas Drive, not Front Beach.  I've been there, and it's decent, at least a 6.5 on a 10 scale back in the late 90's. 

Nah.  This one is new.  the one you are thinking of is/was on front beach road aka the Strip next door to Breakers.  Not sure if it is still there or not.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: She thought she won a Toyota
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2008, 01:31:21 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on July 09, 2008, 01:24:37 PM
Nah.  This one is new.  the one you are thinking of is/was on front beach road aka the Strip next door to Breakers.  Not sure if it is still there or not.

Ohhhhhhh....That's what I get for frequenting the Show 'n Tail more than anything else.  Sadly, I am aware of that burning down closing.
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Re: She thought she won a Toyota
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2008, 01:52:36 PM »
Quote from: Thrilla on July 09, 2008, 01:31:21 PM
Ohhhhhhh....That's what I get for frequenting the Show 'n Tail more than anything else.  Sadly, I am aware of that burning down closing.

Ah the show-n-tail.  300 yards from the condo.  Good times.

it is a shame that the fire premium on the insurance policy was paid up about that accident.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: She thought she won a Toyota
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2008, 01:55:17 PM »
Quote from: Pale Rider on July 09, 2008, 01:11:20 PM
How you gonna breast feed me, Mom?  You ain't got no tits!

She doesn't have the assets to work at Hooter's.
Come to Shady's world.
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Re: She thought she won a Toyota
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2008, 02:01:34 PM »
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it is a shame that the fire premium on the insurance policy was paid up about that accident.


LMAO you're exactly right.  The first time they let me in there was with my Alabama Driver's Permit (not license) at the ripe old age of 15.  It was on a blue piece of paper and not even on the standard lamenated card, complete with black and white photo.  The doorman did not give a fuck and I probably ruined about 5 pairs of boxers going to that place-without the strippers even touching me.  This is where I came to know the phrase "PUT SOME GREENERY IN THAT SCENERY!"
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Re: She thought she won a Toyota
« Reply #15 on: July 09, 2008, 02:14:09 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on July 09, 2008, 01:52:36 PM


it is a shame that the fire premium on the insurance policy was paid up about that accident.

The old friction fire: caused when your bank account rubs up against your insurance policy.
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