EDBSB: Missouri Learns Secrets of the SEC

[Tiger Wench]

Pretty funny...

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/9/28/2455917/mike-slive-lets-missouri-in-on-the-secret-rites-of-the-sec

[AU_Tiger_2000]

Owens: Should Pat Dye show up on your doorstep pantsless and raving, we are to take him in?

Slive: A nine egg Western Omelet and two tumblers of Pimm's on ice have a reviving effect that is unparalleled in situations such as these.

 

[JR4AU]

Owens: When Gene Chizik appears in the post-game shower and remarks "Your skin sure looks rough, buddy," what is the appropriate reaction?

Slive: One should allow Coach Chizik to carefully exfoliate you. You will be in no danger. Mr. Trooper Taylor will softly exclaim "that's my dog right there" while gently waving his towel in the corner. The process is short, and not altogether unpleasant.