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McElroy Getting Clowned on ESPN

McElroy Getting Clowned on ESPN
« on: August 15, 2011, 09:12:34 PM »
Greg McElroy may go down as having the worst preseason debut in NFL history. 
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Re: McElroy Getting Clowned on ESPN
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2011, 09:15:34 PM »
Jaworski - "McElroy thought he was coming from a pro system.  This is a pro system."

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Re: McElroy Getting Clowned on ESPN
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2011, 09:17:36 PM »
And after WNSP spent half the show blowing him. 

He looks pretty shitty so far. 
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Re: McElroy Getting Clowned on ESPN
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2011, 10:43:52 PM »
I hope he gets K.O.'d
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Re: McElroy Getting Clowned on ESPN
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2011, 10:50:13 PM »
Well he's doing decently in the 2nd half now.  No longer any fun to watch. 
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Re: McElroy Getting Clowned on ESPN
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2011, 10:54:25 PM »
I hope he gets K.O.'d

If there were any time for a freak collegiate football decapitation to occur, then...this would be it.

Figuratively speaking, of course.  I wish death upon no one, except for the death of Harvey Updyke's trees (present and future), Biff from "Back to the Future I," Old Biff from "Back to the Future II," and Lane Kiffin's most beloved pet.
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Re: McElroy Getting Clowned on ESPN
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2011, 12:05:41 AM »
It was fucking AWESOME to see in person... all the guys in the suite were CRACKING UP at me when he took that first sack and I jumped up and yelled "BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

He took 5 sacks tonight.  It was just beautiful.  And then when he threw that dumbass pass at the end?  Did anyone but me see him cussing and kicking t he turk and being a poor sport?

Dick...
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« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2011, 06:52:09 AM »
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Re: McElroy Getting Clowned on ESPN
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2011, 09:19:12 AM »
He came off the field at one point with a horrible stat line.  Something like 0/3, 1 Fumble lost.  He was standing next to Rex Ryan and I could imagine Rex saying, "Alright, skippy, I told your daddy you'd get some camera time.  Now it's over.  Turn in your gear on the way out."
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Re: McElroy Getting Clowned on ESPN
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2011, 09:52:38 AM »
My wife likes to pull for the Jets as long as they are not playing the Steelers, don't as me why. I was pulling for the Texans and she seemed a little confused as to why. I told her it was simple, because of Ben Tate and Greg McElroy. I told her I wanted to see McElfuck bleed from every exit of his body.
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Re: McElroy Getting Clowned on ESPN
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2011, 10:04:47 AM »
Could have been worse. He could have been Ben "I'm a fucking pussy" Tate.
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Re: McElroy Getting Clowned on ESPN
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2011, 10:15:56 AM »
Could have been worse. He could have been Ben "I'm a fucking pussy" Tate.

You mean like this little bitch right here?

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Re: McElroy Getting Clowned on ESPN
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2011, 10:19:35 AM »
Could have been worse. He could have been Ben "I'm a fucking pussy" Tate.

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Re: McElroy Getting Clowned on ESPN
« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2011, 10:23:03 AM »
Could have been worse. He could have been Ben "I'm a fucking pussy" Tate.

or maybe this guy?

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Re: McElroy Getting Clowned on ESPN
« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2011, 10:30:04 AM »
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Re: McElroy Getting Clowned on ESPN
« Reply #15 on: August 16, 2011, 10:50:36 AM »
Could have been worse. He could have been Ben "I'm a fucking pussy" Tate.

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Re: McElroy Getting Clowned on ESPN
« Reply #16 on: August 16, 2011, 10:53:17 AM »
And did you see how unfairly #90 played?  I did not sign up for that.
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Re: McElroy Getting Clowned on ESPN
« Reply #17 on: August 16, 2011, 10:59:49 AM »


             Motherfuckin'  :muttley:
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