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Joe Biden is a dork

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Joe Biden is a dork
« on: August 11, 2011, 12:21:38 AM »
"You tell that asshole that when I was in the Senate... SQUIRREL!!"


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Re: Joe Biden is a dork
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2011, 12:41:25 AM »
Perfect!  You are probably one of those Tea Party Terrorist in his mind for posting that........scratch that.  Biden wouldn't get what you are saying.
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Re: Joe Biden is a dork
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2011, 09:30:59 AM »
Who is Joe Biden? I only see this guy:


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Re: Joe Biden is a dork
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2011, 09:38:53 AM »
Who is Joe Biden? I only see this guy:




Worst.  Comic.  Ever.
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Re: Joe Biden is a dork
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2011, 09:48:04 AM »
You guys are putting me to sleep...

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Re: Joe Biden is a dork
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2011, 11:02:04 AM »

Worst.  Comic.  Ever.

Give the guy a break, he's the vice president not a commedi... oh never mind.
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Re: Joe Biden is a dork
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2011, 03:46:39 PM »

Worst.  Comic.  Ever.

Larry the Cable Guy would like a word with you.
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It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: Joe Biden is a dork
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2011, 04:17:14 PM »
Larry the Cable Guy would like a word with you.

If the two of them would stand for a group photo with Carlos Mencia and all three get taken out by a chunk of frozen blue airplane shit, I would throw a party.
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Re: Joe Biden is a dork
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2011, 04:18:33 PM »
If the two of them would stand for a group photo with Carlos Mencia and all three get taken out by a chunk of frozen blue airplane shit, I would throw a party.

Agree.
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: Joe Biden is a dork
« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2011, 04:19:10 PM »
If the two of them would stand for a group photo with Carlos Mencia and all three get taken out by a chunk of frozen blue airplane shit, I would throw a party.

Especially if it bounces off them and hits Jeff Foxworthy.
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