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The running of the gumps

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The running of the gumps
« on: August 08, 2011, 01:53:08 PM »




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Re: The running of the gumps
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2011, 01:54:36 PM »




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Isn't that this guy?


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Re: The running of the gumps
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2011, 01:54:59 PM »
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Re: The running of the gumps
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2011, 01:56:26 PM »
Sure looks like him.


Wonder when they are gonna start wearing houndstooth over that way?
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Re: The running of the gumps
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2011, 02:02:32 PM »
Sure looks like him.


Wonder when they are gonna start wearing houndstooth over that way?

Houndstooth?  Look, I've been to dozens of games at BDS and I may have seen, what, maybe 4 people in all that time wearing houndstooth?  You guys are making that up.
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Re: The running of the gumps
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2011, 02:02:40 PM »
Yes, it's the same fat, worthless bastard.  Good thing is, it's the last time he'll be in Tuscaloosa until late November.

Wonder when they are gonna start wearing houndstooth over that way?

I blame Lady Gaga for the trend.

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Re: The running of the gumps
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2011, 02:13:34 PM »
Yes, it's the same fat, worthless bastard.  Good thing is, it's the last time he'll be in Tuscaloosa until late November.

Sounds like someone is a little jealous they didn't get Saban to autograph their son.
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Re: The running of the gumps
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2011, 02:15:49 PM »
Houndstooth aside, that's the best look I've ever seen on that screwed up wench. 
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Re: The running of the gumps
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2011, 02:27:57 PM »
Houndstooth aside, that's the best look I've ever seen on that screwed up wench.

She's a man, man.
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Re: The running of the gumps
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2011, 02:30:20 PM »
She's a man, man.

got more balls too.
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Re: The running of the gumps
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2011, 02:31:13 PM »
Isn't that this guy?




F'in A, Cotton, that is the smallest baby I have ever seen autographed! 

I wonder if Saban was offered a bite of the placenta, because she just popped that puppy out.
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Re: The running of the gumps
« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2011, 07:16:17 PM »



Deep down at places he doesn't talk about at parties he leaves and crashes after, you know this has to rub Sabear raw.
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Re: The running of the gumps
« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2011, 08:20:35 PM »
F'in A, Cotton, that is the smallest baby I have ever seen autographed! 

I wonder if Saban was offered a bite of the placenta, because she just popped that puppy out.
Meth chirrens are typically smallish.

Given the girth of the breeding sow in the picture, the thing probably slid right out. No pushing involved; just a squeaky fart & "ta dah", you qualify for more food stamps.
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Re: The running of the gumps
« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2011, 09:44:58 PM »
 :bugs: and  :facepalm: all at the same time.
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Re: The running of the gumps
« Reply #15 on: August 09, 2011, 09:14:33 AM »
Meth chirrens are typically smallish.

Given the girth of the breeding sow in the picture, the thing probably slid right out. No pushing involved; just a squeaky fart & "ta dah", you qualify for more food stamps.
I like to think of all Bama fans as "fat lady farts".
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Re: The running of the gumps
« Reply #16 on: August 09, 2011, 09:41:37 AM »
I like to think of all Bama fans as "fat lady farts".
Her "lovely lady lumps" result in skid marks
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