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Anyone have the desire to be a director of compliance?

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Anyone have the desire to be a director of compliance?
« on: July 29, 2011, 10:44:02 AM »
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Re: Anyone have the desire to be a director of compliance?
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2011, 10:49:59 AM »
Oooo...Oooo....I'll do it...me..pick me.....I'll do it.....hey, over here.
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Re: Anyone have the desire to be a director of compliance?
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2011, 11:05:21 AM »
What's funnier is that they are hiring TWO of them.

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The University of Alabama Department of Intercollegiate Athletics is soliciting applications for two Director of Compliance positions.

There's just that much that needs to be cleaned up I guess.
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Re: Anyone have the desire to be a director of compliance?
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2011, 12:11:23 PM »
Easy answer..........Hell no!
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Re: Anyone have the desire to be a director of compliance?
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2011, 12:24:22 PM »
Is that for realz?
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Re: Anyone have the desire to be a director of compliance?
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2011, 12:28:16 PM »
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Re: Anyone have the desire to be a director of compliance?
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2011, 12:32:34 PM »
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Re: Anyone have the desire to be a director of compliance?
« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2011, 01:16:43 PM »
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Re: Anyone have the desire to be a director of compliance?
« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2011, 01:24:41 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on July 29, 2011, 12:32:34 PM

LMAO

So, I'm guessing news that they fired their Compliance Department would've been too negative for the University of Updykes to handle.
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