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Arnold wanted to mate with the fortune tellers from Total Recall....
« on: May 18, 2011, 07:16:24 AM »
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Re: Arnold wanted to mate with the fortune tellers from Total Recall....
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2011, 08:47:19 AM »
"She looked better 12 years ago" - Ahnuld.
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Re: Arnold wanted to mate with the fortune tellers from Total Recall....
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2011, 09:07:26 AM »
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Re: Arnold wanted to mate with the fortune tellers from Total Recall....
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2011, 09:37:15 AM »
Shriver and his mistress were both pregnant at the same time.
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Re: Arnold wanted to mate with the fortune tellers from Total Recall....
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2011, 09:38:39 AM »
Quote from: CCTAU on May 18, 2011, 08:47:19 AM
"She looked better 32 years ago" - Ahnuld.
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Re: Arnold wanted to mate with the fortune tellers from Total Recall....
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2011, 11:39:20 AM »
As he gets out of bed:

I won't be back.
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Re: Arnold wanted to mate with the fortune tellers from Total Recall....
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2011, 01:40:51 PM »
Seriously, if you had to go home to this every night... 



Damn, she aged badly.  Yikes!!!

Ahnuld could have done better... on BOFF fronts.
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Re: Arnold wanted to mate with the fortune tellers from Total Recall....
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2011, 01:42:56 PM »
Quote from: GarMan on May 18, 2011, 01:40:51 PM
Seriously, if you had to go home to this every night... 



Damn, she aged badly.  Yikes!!!

Ahnuld could have done better... on BOFF fronts.

Arnold and Maria are hitting 60, right?  I mean, after a long marriage with kids and careers, would you not expect to look a little haggard? 

Actually, I'd say for retirement age, Shriver is something I wouldn't mind going home to. 
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Re: Arnold wanted to mate with the fortune tellers from Total Recall....
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2011, 01:51:57 PM »
Quote from: Townhallsavoy on May 18, 2011, 01:42:56 PM
Arnold and Maria are hitting 60, right?  I mean, after a long marriage with kids and careers, would you not expect to look a little haggard? 

Actually, I'd say for retirement age, Shriver is something I wouldn't mind going home to.

I'm afraid that boney skank has never really done it for me.  She was always overrated. 




Are those crazy eyes?
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: Arnold wanted to mate with the fortune tellers from Total Recall....
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2011, 03:12:19 PM »
Throw in her politics and her fucked up family, and yeah, he could have done better.

But he ain't exactly a prize either.  Muscles turn to flab very quickly and he looks like shit.
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Re: Arnold wanted to mate with the fortune tellers from Total Recall....
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2011, 03:17:15 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on May 18, 2011, 03:12:19 PM
Throw in her politics and her fucked up family, and yeah, he could have done better.

But he ain't exactly a prize either.  Muscles turn to flab very quickly and he looks like shit.

You close that dirty whorish pie hole.  Predator, the greatest movie ever made.  Get to da choppah..
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Re: Arnold wanted to mate with the fortune tellers from Total Recall....
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2011, 03:25:37 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 18, 2011, 03:17:15 PM
You close that dirty whorish pie hole.  Predator, the greatest movie ever made.  Get to da choppah..

You like my dirty whorish pie hole...

And I personally like Ahnold movies - but fat is fat.  Val Kilmer has made me cream my jeans since Top Gun... and Tombstone nearly sent me into a coma, TB and all - but now... I have to hold on to the past and completely ignore the reality... yee gads he looks like shit!!! 
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