I wish I had a recording (*names changed to protect the innocent)....
"Ladies and gentlemen, Mark Grider may be small, but he's all muscle, I tell ya. He's one whale of a player!
*scuffling sound*
(distant, mike poorly covered with hand) What? No, that's not what I said. How could anybody...
Ladies. Gentlemen. I hope you didn't mishear what I said about Mark Grider. I said he was a WHALE of a ball player. Like the fish. You may have thought I said another word, but I didn't. I said WHALE. Not H-E-L-L. Whale. The fish. Not hell. The place. Whale of a ball player. He may be 5-7, but he's one massive muscle. WHALE of a muscle...heh heh.
*scuffling sound*
(distant, mike poorly covered with hand) WHAT!
Uhhh. Holy cow. Back to the game where it's first and ten Bucaneers at the Eagle 41 yard line....
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