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No more camel toe!

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No more camel toe!
« on: March 25, 2011, 04:19:34 PM »
Aight fellas, your next gift idea for the womenz; Smooth Groove.

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Re: No more camel toe!
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2011, 04:53:30 PM »
Fucking brilliant.
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Re: No more camel toe!
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2011, 04:58:37 PM »
Fucking brilliant.

Yeah, my wife sent me this. While she was laughing her ass off, I think she was also serious.
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Re: No more camel toe!
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2011, 05:06:28 PM »
Yeah, my wife sent me this. While she was laughing her ass off, I think she was also serious.

The funny part is how serious the lady is when she says "camel toe" in her proper British accent... but the idea itself is fucking brilliant.  Nothing worse than a pair of pants that fits awesomely everywhere but... there... all they needed to do was add one half inch more fabric on that seam, but NOOOOOOO....  Cheap ass sweatshop using bastards.
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Re: No more camel toe!
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2011, 05:09:37 PM »
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Your Questions

Do you have to be wearing knickers to use it?

No, provided what you are wearing is tight fitting. SmoothGroove is also suitable for wearing with a thong.

Knickers... *snerk*
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Re: No more camel toe!
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2011, 05:13:40 PM »
The funny part is how serious the lady is when she says "camel toe" in her proper British accent

Hell, I didn't know that camel toe was the "official" name for it.  :clap:
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Re: No more camel toe!
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2011, 05:19:30 PM »
Cheap ass sweatshop using bastards.

thrilla can't help he's illegitimate.
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Re: No more camel toe!
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2011, 08:44:40 PM »
Is that the medical term....camel toe.
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Re: No more camel toe!
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2011, 09:52:32 AM »
When you need that little bit of extra confidence Smooth Groove will take you to 11.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

Re: No more camel toe!
« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2011, 10:31:39 AM »
Camel toad?

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Re: No more camel toe!
« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2011, 01:48:38 PM »
Is that the medical term....camel toe.

Maybe, catchers mit.
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Re: No more camel toe!
« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2011, 11:14:25 PM »
Is that the medical term....camel toe.

Moose knuckle.

Just buy a fucking shoe horn...it's reusable.
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