I'm over near Victoria and Little River. But if you stock the kitchen with plenty of beer, I can force myself to make the trip. Block the entrance to Illinois Creek and make it a weekend hotel brothel.
FTFY...
BTW, I have a place over by the 75/293 bridges, right next to the Block House. I sense a future summit at the lake, or is it just another excuse to drink, smoke cigars and ogle at young broads in bikinis...