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Man Shoots Wife While Installing New TV

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Man Shoots Wife While Installing New TV
« on: April 01, 2008, 12:41:56 PM »
Another one of those "you can't even make this shit up" kind of stories.

http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=68204
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Re: Man Shoots Wife While Installing New TV
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2008, 02:00:46 PM »
Damn. I thought every redneck owned a drill. I'll have to inform all of the cable TV installers around here that shooting a hole is a lot quicker. You just have to avoid taking your wife to work with you.
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Re: Man Shoots Wife While Installing New TV
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2008, 02:22:02 PM »
Honey....can you check the reception on the TV?  No, a little further to the left...a little further...that's it.
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« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2008, 07:54:40 PM »
My first thought at the headline was "must have been a great day." 

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Re: Man Shoots Wife While Installing New TV
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2008, 02:38:26 AM »
tragic accident? what a fucking idiot :rimshot:
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