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Fitness Guru Passes On...

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Re: Fitness Guru Passes On...
« Reply #20 on: January 26, 2011, 11:16:21 AM »
Quote from: Tarheel on January 26, 2011, 10:58:56 AM
Mine too.  Along with several soliloquies from Henry V.

Let me not to the marriage of true minds.
Admit impediments.  Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds;
Or bends with the remover to remove...

Sonnet 116.  In other words, love me as I am or don't love me at all.  Don't try to change me or fix me, because that's not love.

Had to memorize that one too... but it stuck.  I love this one.
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Re: Fitness Guru Passes On...
« Reply #21 on: January 26, 2011, 11:29:04 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on January 26, 2011, 09:51:42 AM
George Burns (January 20, 1896 – March 9, 1996) 100 years old and smoked a cigar a day every day of his adult life.  My hero

Just sayin ;)

Minor correction...  He smoked an average of eight Churchill sized cigars every day of his adult life, and a rumor suggests that he actually inhaled them as well.  That's ballz...
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: Fitness Guru Passes On...
« Reply #22 on: January 26, 2011, 12:30:26 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on January 26, 2011, 10:29:48 AM
Good answer. Good answer. I like the way you think. I'm gonna be watching you.

Good teacher.  He seems to really care.  About what, I have no idea.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Fitness Guru Passes On...
« Reply #23 on: January 26, 2011, 01:02:27 PM »
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You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him: "That's a girl's name!" Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin' Terry.

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Re: Fitness Guru Passes On...
« Reply #24 on: January 26, 2011, 01:53:53 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on January 26, 2011, 12:30:26 PM
Good teacher.  He seems to really care.  About what, I have no idea.

I'm still working on that.
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Re: Fitness Guru Passes On...
« Reply #25 on: January 27, 2011, 07:47:02 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on January 26, 2011, 11:09:25 AM
                   
Between grief and nothing,
I'll take grief

Is that you Ed Rooney?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Fitness Guru Passes On...
« Reply #26 on: January 27, 2011, 10:39:49 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on January 27, 2011, 07:47:02 AM
Is that you Ed Rooney?

Its about time...you complete me.
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Re: Fitness Guru Passes On...
« Reply #27 on: January 27, 2011, 11:14:11 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on January 27, 2011, 10:39:49 AM
Its about time...you complete me.

yea I quit looking at this thread yesterday morning.  Fuck those health nuts.  They still aren't getting out of this mutha alive.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."
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